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I accidently the whole ebay looking to find a used one. 

If you're a virgin, it feels like the real thing! 

Yyz said:

If you're a virgin, it feels like the real thing!

You've actually put your penis that close to a vampire? 

If you've got a thing for True Blood or Twilight (and absolutely no self-respect) then this is for you...

and have a penis.... 

what, no tallboy? 

Makoto said:

You've actually put your penis that close to a vampire?

::WHOOOOOOSH!:: 

Is this for gay homos? The only vampires I see on the promo commercials are boys. 

Cmon... Its for people who accidentally the whole thing 

They need to make a fleshlight that looks like Kristen Stewart's face. That I'd buy. 

thelaw said:

Is this for gay homos? The only vampires I see on the promo commercials are boys.

I beg to differ 

http://www.seattlepi.com/dayart/20041207/450blade18.jpg

its really a turn off, not that a fleshlight is something that shoud turn anybody on

fangs + penis = bad combo 

omerta said:

http://www.seattlepi.com/dayart/20041207/450blade18.jpg

its really a turn off, not that a fleshlight is something that shoud turn anybody on

fangs + penis = bad combo

I wholeheartedly disagree.

Parker Posey: hot.
Parker Posey as a vampire: way hot. 

My wang has got a thang for fangs 

since when do vampires from twilight have fangs
GOSH 

CosmicMonkey said:

and have a penis....

I'm sure the girls that buy it just want to cuddle and make out. 

Could we 18+ this, just for the other keyboard jockeys like me who check out Fazed from their cubes at lunch?

While, chillingly enough, eating a hot dog... 

Snooj said:

Could we 18+ this, just for the other keyboard jockeys like me who check out Fazed from their cubes at lunch?

While, chillingly enough, eating a hot dog...

Sure. 

arothman said:

They need to make a fleshlight that looks like Kristen Martha Stewart's face. That I'd buy.

 

Vampire = gay sparkles = anyone who claims to be straight and still likes vampires just needs to finally come out of the closet.

The whole idea behind vampires are that they SUCK and SWALLOW. 

They tried this before with Frankenstein. Didn't sell well. The bolts in the sides hurt like a motherfucker. 

Some1OutThere said:

Vampire = gay sparkles = anyone who claims to be straight and still likes vampires just needs to finally come out of the closet.

The whole idea behind vampires are that they SUCK and SWALLOW.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j224/inpictura/bela_lugosi2a.jpg?t=1257800371 

Some1OutThere said:

The whole idea behind vampires are that they SUCK and SWALLOW...

blood. So it's a bit different. It's like earning your red wings. 

Some1OutThere said:

The whole idea behind vampires are that they SUCK and SWALLOW.

Correction: BITE, SUCK and SWALLOW. Don't forget the bite. That's the part that makes it different from giving a bijou. 

To quote a friend "Being a lesbian vampire is awesome! At least once a month, the sex is really good!" 

Wholly unnecessary :( 

Unnecessary hole? Unholy accessory? Scary-nun hole?