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The Power Loader "dual-arm power amplification robot" uses 18 electromagnetic motors that let the wearer lift 220 pounds without blinking. It gets its name from the exoskeleton from "Aliens", and even has force-feedback.

By: Spanky | Nov 4th, 2009 (5:12 PM) | Thanks: b stabby

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Spanky the internet isnt a place for self respect
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (5:16 PM)
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I would like to take this opportunity to say that I love stabby deeply.

At least, as deeply as I can get it. 
IG88 will hunt your bounty
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (5:17 PM)
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^ From the videos on his site, that can be about 11 inches. Assuming you're black and bring your own leather. 
b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (5:25 PM)
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i love spanky deeper, but i don't rub it in 
Snooj finally figured out how to get a tagline
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (6:03 PM)
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Lot of buildup for a lame video. 
Slothboy is lazier than you
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (6:06 PM)
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I can lift more than that with a forklift. The forklift is also more mobile.

"Bring me that 220LB weight so I can lift it with these claws" 
kingyonthemove get bike, drop bike, cry
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (6:34 PM)
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Good luck to Newt if Ripley was using that piece of shit. 
Lost July
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (6:42 PM)
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Dual-arm power amplification Slowbot.

He's not bullet proof either. I'll take Officer Alex Murphy any day of the week. 
b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (7:10 PM)
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this is a prototype, you gurt earners

[whine] why isn't it better than in movies set hundreds of years in the future? [/snivel] 
Alfonso
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (7:45 PM)
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Wow. Lame video, dude. 
PaintChips and the internet are no longer friends
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (8:54 PM)
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Slothboy said:

I can lift more than that with a forklift. The forklift is also more mobile.

You need a forklift to lift 220lbs? Do we allow 12 year old girls on this site? 
ro0t14
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (8:57 PM)
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Most irritating music in the video. Also, they are trying way to hard to be an anime.

"Call me on my cell PHOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!" 
Laz
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (9:08 PM)
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I once caught a fish ttttttttthhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss bbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiggggggggg.
That is if anyone has seen the movie dave. 
Snooj finally figured out how to get a tagline
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (9:33 PM)
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b stabby said:

this is a prototype, you gurt earners

[whine] why isn't it better than in movies set hundreds of years in the future? [/snivel]

Someone's protective over their submitted link.

Okay, fine, this is the most fantastic piece of machinery I've ever seen! Look how that claw rotates! Keep looking! Look some more, almost done! 
b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (9:50 PM)
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you're damn right it is 
russxl OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (10:13 PM)
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anime. 
Bill Nye hilist is a real hit at parties
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (10:59 PM)
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I wasn't sure if i waas impressed at first.
Then I saw the high powered legs!
I'm in.
I for one welcome our slow-moving-robotic-awkward-looking-and-high-powered-leg overloards
:P 
noneater ... it's a long story, dont ask
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (11:09 PM)
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PaintChips said:

You need a forklift to lift 220lbs? Do we allow 12 year old girls on this site?

OK tough guy, when is the last time you lifted 220lbs of dead weight? And not just got it an inch off the ground, but moved it around with any amount of practicality? 
IG88 will hunt your bounty
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (11:17 PM)
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PaintChips said:

You need a forklift to lift 220lbs? Do we allow 12 year old girls on this site?


Uh... yeah. I'm guessing you have no concept of weight. Or are you simply some hung-ho hillbilly that thinks they could roundhouse the head off a terrorist, given the chance? 
b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (11:22 PM)
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i hate it when you'll all with a ho and her skirt comes up and she's hung and you're like, dude! 
KornGod \m/(-_-)\m/
 
Nov 4th, 2009 (11:24 PM)
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Considering it is a prototype I'm semi impressed. in 4-5 years, when it evolves into a practical machine. Then I will be fully impressed 
Ryanirob
 
Nov 5th, 2009 (1:50 AM)
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This is stupid. i once saw a robot get blasted by a shotgun multiple times. Then frozen with liquid nitrogen, get smashed to a million pieces, melt, reassemble, and then continue chasing john Conner. Get it together Japan. Cyberdine was doing better than this in the eighty's........... wait what? 
FlamingGuts not FlamingButts
 
Nov 5th, 2009 (2:22 AM)
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PaintChips said:

You need a forklift to lift 220lbs? Do we allow 12 year old girls on this site?


He said more than 220lbs 
Wham Valdez Two
 
Nov 5th, 2009 (6:31 AM)
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I wonder what their version of Bishop is like?

http://dvice.com/pics/NiCT-android-specializes-in-nonverbal.jpg 
Dezmo1218 suffers from fits of misanthropy
 
Nov 5th, 2009 (7:07 AM)
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Wham Valdez Two said:

I wonder what their version of Bishop is like?

http://dvice.com/pics/NiCT-android-specializes-in-nonverbal.jpg


Me want smartgun. 
SVD - Cake's only Republican fan
 
Nov 5th, 2009 (8:39 AM)
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Video does not deliver. 
firedoghfd
 
Nov 5th, 2009 (8:50 AM)
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ObjectZero is sippin' on that haterade
 
Nov 5th, 2009 (8:55 AM)
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PUT GUNS ON IT. 
Blaqueinque wants to put his pinque in the stinque
 
Nov 5th, 2009 (10:35 AM)
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Where is all of the artificial myomer research ? The BattleTech universe tells us that the breakthrough in 'Mech development was when artificial myomers were created and effectively produced. 
OberonFox
 
Nov 5th, 2009 (11:22 AM)
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Blaqueinque said:

Where is all of the artificial myomer research ? The BattleTech universe tells us that the breakthrough in 'Mech development was when artificial myomers were created and effectively produced.


Hell Yeah. Now somebody get to work on a PPC and we're talking. 
annihilist believes in nothing
 
Nov 5th, 2009 (11:30 AM)
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Cameron better get a piece of that. He's going to need it when his jungle-space-cats movie tanks. 
Blaqueinque wants to put his pinque in the stinque
 
Nov 5th, 2009 (1:46 PM)
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Wow, It's been awhile since I played, but this blew my mind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleTech_technology 
PaintChips and the internet are no longer friends
 
Nov 5th, 2009 (4:55 PM)
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FlamingGuts said:

He said more than 220lbs

Ohhh. Carry on then. 
Giblets tastes good on the bun
 
Nov 6th, 2009 (2:53 AM)
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/what bstabby said 
AB3JU
 
Nov 7th, 2009 (7:46 AM)
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noneater said:

OK tough guy, when is the last time you lifted 220lbs of dead weight? And not just got it an inch off the ground, but moved it around with any amount of practicality?
I've carried about 200 pounds of cable at a time, including climbing onto the back bumper of my truck with it. 
b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Nov 7th, 2009 (10:55 AM)
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i cut about 200 pounds of cable on your mom's chest and then auto loaded on her face 
Lost July
 
Nov 8th, 2009 (12:07 AM)
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b stabby said:

i cut about 200 pounds of cable on your mom's chest and then auto loaded on her face


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji-cT58rgNc&feature=related 
OhAces - I need entertainment
 
Nov 8th, 2009 (12:40 AM)
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b stabby said:

i hate it when you'll all with a ho and her skirt comes up and she's hung and you're like, dude!


this make laughing come from face 
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Nov 8th, 2009 (6:22 PM)
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Needs more points of articulation. He couldn't even bend over and pick up the weight off the ground without that long handle. The controls are of weakling design as well. Slip your arms into some sleeves with multiple force feedback inputs. Also, use the new green laser. 
DeportFrostbaks abhors this Wesley-heavy episode
 
Nov 9th, 2009 (5:01 PM)
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I can move 220 lbs with an $80 steel and aluminum two wheeler, that only has two moving parts. But it DOESN'T fight Xenomorphs, so... 
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