At long last, the plight of the douchebag takes the spotlight in a united front of broski-hood! So douchebags everywhere! From the North Jersey Shore to the South Jersey Shore! Raise your Yayguhbahms to the sky and take a stand!
By: Spanky | Nov 4th, 2009 (12:22 PM) | Thanks: AKQJT
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big bro 79 is 3G, and has the wi-fis
Nov 4th, 2009 (12:38 PM)
The Gunfish will continue on this course until it derails...
Nov 4th, 2009 (1:18 PM)
this is fucking awesome!!! the spray down at the end made me laugh!! :)
Recluse is not a spider
Nov 4th, 2009 (1:18 PM)
Amazing. They should just get these guys, Guido Beach, and My New Haircut together and make a sitcom.
WHY is this in backwash? That was so well done, FP that shiznit.
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
Nov 4th, 2009 (1:33 PM)
"Douche-bags are hygienic products; I take that as a compliment. Thank you." - Keith Stat, Millburn NJ
CenS makes sense
Nov 4th, 2009 (1:34 PM)
like a .... mint. HAHAHA
/making your mom airtight
Yyz - I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
Nov 4th, 2009 (2:38 PM)
Douche Nozzle Wrappers of the World UNITE!
Jelly Box is the best thing about restaurant toast
Nov 4th, 2009 (2:52 PM)
Was that one douche snorting blow?
Guidos make me not understand the world.
Giblets tastes good on the bun
Nov 4th, 2009 (5:39 PM)
Douche bags don't get on the front page unless they're being laughed at.
Giblets said:
Douche bags don't get on the front page unless they're being laughed at.
what were YOU doing during that entire video...crying?
(if you were crying from laughing then its ok)
ncuskey is a homeless romantic
Nov 4th, 2009 (8:00 PM)
Jelly Box said:
Was that one douche snorting blow?
His name is Office Douche, I'll thank you to call him by his proper title.
Stealthmode said:
what were YOU doing during that entire video...crying?
(if you were crying from laughing then its ok)
But these weren't real dbags, they were actors playing dbags.
Oneyedjackf has poor depth perception
Nov 4th, 2009 (10:01 PM)
Love it bro. FP that shit, like yesterday.
Spanky - women love him, men want to be him
Nov 4th, 2009 (11:06 PM)
MeatPopsicle said:
But these weren't real dbags, they were actors playing dbags.
They portrayed the roles pretty convincingly, though.
To look at them, however, I'd say they didn't have to stretch themselves very far.
Oneyedjackf said:
Love it bro. FP that shit, like yesterday.
Dude.
I don't FP shit.
BACKWASH 4 LYFE!!
Jelly Box is the best thing about restaurant toast
Nov 4th, 2009 (11:07 PM)
ncuskey said:
His name is Office Douche, I'll thank you to call him by his proper title.
I think it is obvious that his name is Blue-tooth Douche.
Spanky doesn't frontpage things anyway because everyone complains about things when they get frontpaged. ;-(
rev_zeolite "Anderson Silva is a dirtbag, thief and a liar." - The next Governor of Oregon.
Nov 5th, 2009 (12:51 AM)
Hoss only tells his best stories to his male siblings
Nov 5th, 2009 (1:29 AM)
My dad owns a dealership!
Spanky said:
They portrayed the roles pretty convincingly, though.
To look at them, however, I'd say they didn't have to stretch themselves very far.
The gym douchebag and the bar douchebag were spot on, but the one playing video games wouldn't pass muster in a real douchebag setting.
/knows, he's a douchebag.
Capn Prow1er is in command of this failboat
Nov 5th, 2009 (9:47 AM)
they're probably Harley fags too.
"Douche-bags are hygienic products; I take that as a compliment. Thank you." - Keith Stat, Millburn NJ
hahaha favorite movie ever.
Spanky - women love him, men want to be him
Nov 6th, 2009 (5:34 PM)
ignite said:
Spanky doesn't frontpage things anyway because everyone complains about things when they get frontpaged. ;-(
THANK YOU!
What ignite said is pretty much spot on.
Goku poured out some liquor for Vegeta's toe
Nov 7th, 2009 (4:35 PM)
That is just downright terrifying. We've something like that in Oklahoma, but usually they're more asian and arab d-bags than white/italian guys.
Jelly Box is the best thing about restaurant toast
Nov 8th, 2009 (5:57 PM)
GhostGuy thinks Marlon Brando is hot
Nov 8th, 2009 (7:34 PM)
Mentioning race does not equal racism.
Damn honkey.
:)
jtWOOd - NOT the "whiteman's bitch"
Nov 16th, 2009 (12:14 PM)
