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Police in Carroll, Iowa, received a 911 last Friday reporting two disguised men were trying to break into an apartment. Upon arriving, this is what they found.

By: Bubba | Nov 1st, 2009 (10:12 PM) | Thanks: irscruff

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Embroisured
 
Nov 1st, 2009 (10:26 PM)
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reminds me of the new trailer park boys movie 
Bunker built Danny Carey. 43 times.
 
Nov 1st, 2009 (10:37 PM)
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Which one is Ace Frehley? 
Giblets tastes good on the bun
 
Nov 1st, 2009 (11:20 PM)
3
Sad tag ftw.... 
hot glue daddy knows who they are
 
Nov 2nd, 2009 (2:20 AM)
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so, did they draw on their own faces or did they do each other (that's what she said)? 
Particleman
 
Nov 2nd, 2009 (4:07 AM)
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Well, have fun looking like total assholes until you grow the equivalant of an entirely new face, guys. 
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Nov 2nd, 2009 (6:41 AM)
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The Sharpie Bandits Strike Again! 
i am katie - I'd rather be ________
 
Nov 2nd, 2009 (3:19 PM)
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He's Batman. 
piffs
 
Nov 2nd, 2009 (3:50 PM)
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I still can't recognize them 
DeportFrostbaks abhors this Wesley-heavy episode
 
Nov 3rd, 2009 (8:17 AM)
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And they were drunk to boot. Who would have thought? 
La Ra Ja 2 5 is requesting your tagline
 
Nov 3rd, 2009 (8:46 AM)
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comedy gold! 
evilgenius2479
 
Nov 3rd, 2009 (2:48 PM)
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La Ra Ja 2 5 said:

comedy gold!


I guess that depends on your standards. I'd give it the bronze. 
Cream Soda - unavailable for comment
 
Nov 3rd, 2009 (4:49 PM)
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Particleman said:

Well, have fun looking like total assholes until you grow the equivalant of an entirely new face, guys.


Rubbing alcohol dissolves permanent marker. 
KaWi may be sober
 
Nov 3rd, 2009 (9:07 PM)
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wtf were they thinking, really? I wonder if they at least made it out with anything hidden up their asses. hmmm. We can only hope. 
Hip About Time - "I want bitches crying in clean Cadillacs at my funeral"
 
Nov 3rd, 2009 (9:52 PM)
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YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H

I woke up in a shoho doorway a police man knew my name!!! 
Mantis55 - "ribbed" for YOUR pleasure
 
Nov 5th, 2009 (7:55 AM)
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They were talking about these guys on the radio. They were charged with only attempted burglary because they couldn't manage to even break in. They gave up and got busted as they were leaving. 
GhostKitty - Phenomenally. Phenomenal kitty, that's me.
 
Nov 5th, 2009 (8:21 PM)
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Cocaine is a helluva drug... 
Makoto plays chrono trigger on his cell phone
 
Nov 6th, 2009 (8:58 AM)
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Mantis55 said:

They were talking about these guys on the radio. They were charged with only attempted burglary because they couldn't manage to even break in. They gave up and got busted as they were leaving.
lol 
whorlwind
 
Nov 11th, 2009 (9:43 PM)
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If they hadn't been caught in the act it would probably work actually. People are prone to only remember "he had magic marker on his face" and not what he looked like if they have some prominent bullshit trait like that.
Still.. this is why most people wear masks, so that they can be taken off quickly and discarded in case they need to pretend to not be criminals. 
IG88 will hunt your bounty
 
Nov 11th, 2009 (9:48 PM)
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whorlwind said:

If they hadn't been caught in the act it would probably work actually. People are prone to only remember "he had magic marker on his face" and not what he looked like if they have some prominent bullshit trait like that.
Still.. this is why most people wear masks, so that they can be taken off quickly and discarded in case they need to pretend to not be criminals.


Exactly.

A simple facial Band-Aid and sunglasses will usually do the trick in foiling anyone from identifying you. 
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