She can walk backwards. She can run. But you can forget about walking forward. A flu shot triggered a neurological mistake, dramatically changing her life.
I hope this isn't really true. If it is, I'm going to hell.
By: Bubba | Nov 1st, 2009 (9:31 PM) | Thanks: Lost July
Comments
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
Nov 1st, 2009 (9:39 PM)
Thousands and thousands of people get flu shots every day. Some crazy shit is bound to happen to some of them around the same time. Correlation <> Causation. Vaccines are safe. Life is not.
Jayden - so white that wonder bread says, "Daaaamn"
Nov 1st, 2009 (9:44 PM)
You know.. I laugh at a lot of stuff on fazed, most everything actually. Though after watching that video I can't help but feel incredibly bad for that girl. If its fake, then great.. if not, man.. thats pretty damn horrible. (I do agree however, that this is NO reason not to still get vaccinated. There will always be exceptions.)
The real tragedy of this is the number of people who are going to base their decisions on the 1 in a million chance. I can already hear the 'vaccines cause autism!' nuts swarming in.
SanSue might have peezed a little bit just now
Nov 1st, 2009 (9:47 PM)
The real tragedy is that this woman based her entire life on her appearance and now she's hosed. I bet her equally beautiful person husband leaves her for a "real" cheerleader.
CosmicMonkey is one degree of separation away from Justin Bieber
Nov 1st, 2009 (9:53 PM)
I'd still tap that.
you'd have to do it backwards
EverClever got his tagline hacked
Nov 1st, 2009 (10:48 PM)
kay said:
you'd have to do it backwards
Or while running
The Gunfish will continue on this course until it derails...
Nov 1st, 2009 (10:53 PM)
I can not laugh at that... she can speak completely normal when running as soon as she stops... wow...
man.. it's really not funny... I have amazed myself :|
jtWOOd - NOT the "whiteman's bitch"
Nov 1st, 2009 (11:02 PM)
The Gunfish said:
I can not laugh at that... she can speak completely normal when running as soon as she stops... wow...
man.. it's really not funny... I have amazed myself :|
Yeah, by itself, you can't laugh.
But how about now?
Funklove likes it when you rub his belly
Nov 1st, 2009 (11:17 PM)
^Damn, I actually fell really bad for her, but that remix was still pretty funny! Hopefully some stem cell shit can help her someday...
yeh i saw this about a week ago, how sad.
The way I see it, if it's on the internet, it's got to be true.
And oh yeah, vaccines cause autism!
For those of you already going to hell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQKVrQeF4c
Giblets tastes good on the bun
Nov 1st, 2009 (11:42 PM)
i refuse to help that link clickable... cause its already there by JTwood!!
it reminded me of cats with ceribral pausy or w.e it is that cats get that makes them wobble. Poor girl, i couldn't imagine having to go through with that. Id probably get a wheel chair. If it turns out its fake then boo you dumb bitch.
Va to the 0 bites his thumb at backreading
Nov 1st, 2009 (11:49 PM)
Scooter said:
The real tragedy of this is the number of people who are going to base their decisions on the 1 in a million chance. I can already hear the 'vaccines cause autism!' nuts swarming in.
I already wasn't going to get one.
Getting the flu sucks but it actually isn't likely to kill you and if it did, I'd still rather have that than turn into a backwards running burden to the people that care about me.
I don't get flu vaccinations. because i'm not old.
"Hey! Do the mouse, yeah!"
noneater ... it's a long story, dont ask
Nov 2nd, 2009 (1:30 AM)
At least it should help keep her in shape.
IG88 will hunt your bounty
Nov 2nd, 2009 (1:46 AM)
Great, another lame reason for anti-flu shot retards to get their panties in a twist.
Scooter said:
The real tragedy of this is the number of people who are going to base their decisions on the 1 in a million chance. I can already hear the 'vaccines cause autism!' nuts swarming in.
Billions. According to the CDC there have been TWO, reports of serious dystonia reactions. One in 2009 from somebody 18-29, one in 2008 from somebody 30-39 and one NOT SERIOUS reaction in 1997 in the 50-59 age group.
Out of how many odd billion vaccines given,
three cases have been reported. I'd have better luck of winning the lottery, getting struck by lightning and being abducted by aliens in the same day.
@2:04 mark
"Doctors say what happened to Desiree shou---discourage people from getting the shot."
Obvious edit is obvious. :P
MeatPopsicle said:
I'd have better luck of winning the lottery, getting struck by lightning and being abducted by aliens in the same day.
That happened to me once. I took the winnings as a lump sum, then traded it in for quarters so that I could swim in it like scrooge mcduck, at which point the metal attracted a lightning bolt, and then the aliens came and stole all the money to fuel their rocket ship, but not before erasing everyone memories... Bastards.
SmartyPantz - show up in the laundry a week after Halloween!
Nov 2nd, 2009 (2:59 AM)
Your mother would be so proud!
Va to the 0 said:
I already wasn't going to get one.
Getting the flu sucks but it actually isn't likely to kill you and if it did, I'd still rather have that than turn into a backwards running burden to the people that care about me.
Your science is infallible.
Yyz - I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
Nov 2nd, 2009 (5:44 AM)
This was on the news weeks ago.
Your science is infallible.
But not untrue.
jtWOOd - NOT the "whiteman's bitch"
Nov 2nd, 2009 (7:01 AM)
S Mart Y Pantz said:
Your mother would be so proud!
She helped me make it.
Backwards man the backwards man, I can walk backwards as fast as you can....
Shumway - Shumwow! Holds 12X its weight in liquid!
Nov 2nd, 2009 (11:37 AM)
The H1N1 shot is a conspiracy. It is filled with nano-bots, which when triggered will turn the populace into government controlled robo-zombies. Looks like some of this chick's bots became active prematurely.
I'm left wondering if she's able to sing or speak in limerick/rhyme when she can't talk normally.
I can't for the life of me remember the name of the author who had something happen to his brain and was left unable to talk normally, but was able to talk if his words were in rhyme.
It's no doubt going to be extremely difficult, but I reckon with lots of practice she could probably trick her brain into thinking she's running when she isn't.
I was also going to say,
Treat vaccines like software updates. Let other people try them first to iron out any problems before you get it yourself. ;)
Yyz said:
This was on the news weeks ago.
But not untrue.
But not true, either.
JT Wood said:
She helped me make it.
She helps a lot of guys make it.
Enohead doesn't know, doesn't care
Nov 2nd, 2009 (12:31 PM)
That does it - I'm not getting a flu vaccine.
Oh, wait. I already got it.
And I'm fine.
Where's MY news story, dammit?
Bill Nye - if ignorance is bliss, I am pissed
Nov 2nd, 2009 (12:51 PM)
cdc said:
Will the 2009 H1N1 influenza vaccine contain thimerosal?
The 2009 H1N1 influenza vaccines that FDA is licensing (approving) will be manufactured in several formulations. Some will come in multi-dose vials and will contain thimerosal as a preservative. Multi-dose vials of seasonal influenza vaccine also contain thimerosal to prevent potential contamination after the vial is opened.
wiki said:
Thiomersal (INN) (C9H9HgNaO2S), or sodium ethylmercurithiosalicylate, commonly known in the United States as thimerosal, is an organomercury compound (approximately 49% mercury by weight) used as an antiseptic and antifungal agent.
Glad to know the CDC thinks mercury is safe for your bloodstream.
Also glad to know darwinism will prevail.
Some vaccines are good, some are not.
I would rather get the flu than join the monty python circus with no known cure.
Loreo is a lazy middle-class intellectual
Nov 2nd, 2009 (1:27 PM)
MCA said:
Nothin' wrong with my leg, I'm just B-boy limpin'
1:57 -
Here's how hot she is. That makes it more of a tragedy.
Enohead doesn't know, doesn't care
Nov 2nd, 2009 (2:08 PM)
Bill Nye said:
I would rather get the flu than join the monty python circus with no known cure.
I'd rather have neither happen. And the odds are incredibly stacked in my favor.
I haven't gotten the flue in like 12 years, and i've never gotten the vaccination. even if i did i would just lay in bed for two days and be fine. the flu is a joke. did you hear me flu. you're a joke!
Cream Soda - proud creator of "Chapelization"
Nov 2nd, 2009 (3:03 PM)
Who the fuck gets married at 23?
Cream Soda said:
Who the fuck gets married at 23?
HuH,,,,,Sorry I mean HUH? wait,,what?
Bill Nye said:
Glad to know the CDC thinks mercury is safe for your bloodstream.
Also glad to know darwinism will prevail.
Some vaccines are good, some are not.
I would rather get the flu than join the monty python circus with no known cure.
The human body contains lots of different metals. The thing with mercury is that it tends to get stored in the brain. :O
With all things there is a safe level, too much and the body takes damage. What is too much is different for each person, but a yearly maximum is worked out for the average Joe. What wont hurt 999,999 people might just hurt 1.
Mercury is a great preservative and is therefore found in all vaccines. The more vaccinations you're given in a year, the closer you come to that maximum. As an adult you'd probably have to have a sh*tload of vaccinations to even come close. A tiny small baby in the UK is expected to get 8 or more vaccinations in its first year.
Who knows if it's the mercury in the vaccine, or the virus itself that reacts badly with the person's body causing the damage. This woman was the 1 in a million. :(
ju66l3r knocked out Uwe Boll in the 7th round
Nov 2nd, 2009 (4:51 PM)
On the up-side, she probably won't get the flu.
Learn from history, bitches:
60 Minutes in 1979:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEJyUgt7lY8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeVaXJXXBhg
Oh, and I am going to hell for laughing at the original post...among other things.
^not going to repost...cut & paste, you lazy mofos^
Bill Nye said:
Glad to know the CDC thinks mercury is safe for your bloodstream.
Also glad to know darwinism will prevail.
Some vaccines are good, some are not.
I would rather get the flu than join the monty python circus with no known cure.
there's more mercury in a can of tuna than in the vaccine.
