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Wolf Blitzer Was Not Pleased

Cracked presents the 9 Manliest Names in the World. It's manly stuff.

By: Bubba | Oct 20th, 2009 (11:19 PM) | Thanks: CosmicMonkey

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JDH annan [Mayor]
 
Oct 20th, 2009 (11:34 PM)
1
is this the 2nd or fourth time this was posted? 
Cambot
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (12:03 AM)
2
Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Side-iron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (no, wait...)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef 
easy mid get - your son Rip is on line toot
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (12:11 AM)
3
^^ your gay porn collection is exquisite. 
russxl OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (12:19 AM)
4
Cambot said:

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Side-iron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (no, wait...)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

Came to post that, dammit! 
easy mid get - your son Rip is on line toot
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (12:30 AM)
5
Cambot said:

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Side-iron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (no, wait...)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef


Came to post that, dammit!


Well shit let's post it again. 
Kesim will self-destruct if not properly stored
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (12:59 AM)
6
Cambot said:

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Side-iron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (no, wait...)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef


+10 for an MST3K reference
+a billion for a Space Mutiny reference 
Waza
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (1:02 AM)
7
Max Powers doesnt even get a mention...... 
Slorgasm - Why, oh why is my cat dead? Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (2:21 AM)
8
easy mid get said:

^^ your gay porn collection is exquisite.


Nyehehehe. Silly. 
daronb is smarter than Matt Damon and better looking than Stephen Hawking
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (2:35 AM)
9
I worked with a guy called Patrick Strange. He had a PHD 
Bill Nye hilist is a real hit at parties
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (4:14 AM)
10
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, a computer technician
my mouse shivers with fear. 
Hawke kaloogie
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (8:19 AM)
11
easy mid get said:

^^ your gay porn collection is exquisite.

Didn't know you were an expert critique on the finer arts. 
Stonedfish just keeps going round in circles
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (8:38 AM)
12
I used to work with a guy called Max Rock.

That is a cool fucking name. 
PaintChips and the internet are no longer friends
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (11:10 AM)
13
Waza said:

Max Powers doesnt even get a mention......
 
Sarcastro - groin-grabbingly good
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (11:26 AM)
14
russxl said:

Came to post that, dammit!


Ha, me too. Actually have a shirt that has about 10 of those names on it.

/realizes just how geeky he is 
heinzeketchum - 57 Varieties
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (1:47 PM)
15
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Damn! Foiled by content filtering! 
b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Oct 21st, 2009 (7:33 PM)
16
trunk slamchest is pretty kick ass 
wanderingjew is a tanooki in a wind up shoe
 
Oct 22nd, 2009 (2:15 AM)
17
Batman bin Suparman is not impressed. 
Steve B
 
Oct 22nd, 2009 (1:30 PM)
18
no Guy Mann Dude?!?!
FAIL
 
syrynxx would like to buy a vowel
 
Oct 22nd, 2009 (10:28 PM)
19
Not many could compete with Magnus van Magnusson for being able to back up a name with deeds.

"Great one, son of Great One" 
Oafah
 
Oct 23rd, 2009 (5:45 AM)
20
Randy Johnson. End of game. 
Jayzon and ze Argonauts
 
Oct 27th, 2009 (8:55 AM)
21
syrynxx said:

Not many could compete with Magnus van Magnusson for being able to back up a name with deeds.

"Great one, son of Great One"

Surely, you mean Magnús Ver Magnússon? 
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