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You Suck At Photoshop

A clever little lesson on how to stop using $75 worth of Photoshop and move up to say, around $250 worth.

By: Bubba | Feb 5th, 2008 (10:05 AM) | Thanks: kryptx

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cih
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (10:12 AM)
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lol.. his tool doesn't work 
timmay
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (10:14 AM)
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erasing unfulfilled dreams. Thats only cause you beat me to the tool reference 
vbr8er is having an electro boogie breakdown
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (10:29 AM)
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nice. the other videos are worth the watch too. 
kitsch
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (10:36 AM)
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Why do i keep having to update my Flash player every fucking week? How much difference is there really between 9.0.115.0 and 9.0.114.9? 
Levitt
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (10:38 AM)
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Ring_of_Infinite_Sorrows.jpg - fantastic 
satchel you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (10:40 AM)
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hahaha, hopelessness.jpg

photoshop is too complicated to use 
BaliDano
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (10:42 AM)
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The part about the eraser was so true =( 
Funk is a crazy MF named ice cube
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (10:50 AM)
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funny, been watching these ofv fark 
Narkolepse
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (11:01 AM)
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So... did he mean for the title to say "You Suck IT Photoshop" or is he just a moron that way? 
OberonFox
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (11:02 AM)
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"One used man's wedding band.
Maybe it won't ruin your life, also."

The WoW ref was a nice touch I thought. 
b stabby - sexy mother effer
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (11:04 AM)
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Do not watch before coffee 
BaliDano
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (11:06 AM)
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So... did he mean for the title to say "You Suck IT Photoshop" or is he just a moron that way?


Did you mean to say "You Suck IT Photoshop" or "You Suck AT Photoshop"?

Or are you just a moron that way? 
JDH annan [Mayor]
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (11:09 AM)
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BaliDano said:

Did you mean to say "You Suck IT Photoshop" or "You Suck AT Photoshop"?

Or are you just a moron that way?

you fail
the title of the video said "You suck it photoshop"
also that wasnt that funny of a video, no sir, i didnt like it 
fenris - If you love something, take it apart
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (11:15 AM)
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/loved it

"This little tab over here you never click" 
Funk is a crazy MF named ice cube
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (11:16 AM)
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your both idiots 
Dezmo1218 suffers from fits of misanthropy
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (11:25 AM)
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heh, do I get infinite win for actually reading the manual?

/still loved it 
Lo    rdDestro is an obscure reference to the interwebs of yore
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (12:07 PM)
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Funk said:

your both idiots


Haha. Ironic. 
T e r y A k i 's tagline is loading. Please wait...
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (12:08 PM)
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All photoshop©®™ tutorials should be that entertaining. Adobe©®™ should hire this guy. 
caukasion is a living legend
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (12:09 PM)
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"Strap on your stupid and lets get at it." 
kvnband
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (12:18 PM)
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Funk is not an iron. 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (12:24 PM)
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Damn... I knew I should have submitted this when I found it. This shit's really amusing. Not terribly useful if you're already fairly familiar with Photoshop, but pretty kickass for the beginner. 
jibblies wants to high-five your face
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (12:43 PM)
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"I've got to make an auction"
"What? In orgrimmar?"
"No, in the realworld!" 
Zenbudda - this statement is false
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (12:44 PM)
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haha this is awesome. 
Chammo - wrapped in plastic
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (12:49 PM)
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I wish I had frenz like sn4tchbuckl3r. 
Jeemo has non-regional diction, and doesn't know why
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (12:55 PM)
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kitsch said:

Why do i keep having to update my Flash player every fucking week? How much difference is there really between 9.0.115.0 and 9.0.114.9?


Security. Would you like someone who's both clever and malicious to be able to remotely execute anything they want to on your computer? No? Then upgrade.

Cool tutorial. I already knew all this stuff, so therefore I guess I do NOT suck at Photoshop. :-D 
raff is a cunning stunt
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (12:56 PM)
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baby-batter... hehe 
thebritons chooses adventure over fear
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (1:05 PM)
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so awesome 
Lost July
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (1:54 PM)
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Lord Destro said:

Haha. Ironic.


Pretty sure it was intentional. 
XSLUMLORDX is like Slumlord, but with two great big kisses!
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (3:24 PM)
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If this guys is giving tutorials he should learn to use selections to make paths, not the other way around. 
scantron
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (3:40 PM)
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The baby batter joke was lame. Othen than that, good. 
Cold Steel
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (3:59 PM)
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Ring of Infinite Sorrow. God that is hilarious. I love this guy. Probably more than his wife did. 
Chico is back in Canadia!
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (4:02 PM)
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Is this that crazy Asherons call guy from way back? 
proteon
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (4:14 PM)
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Nah this is just a generic "LOOK AT ME" presentation. 
JackBauerCTU had all his cuticles nibbled off by a gay duckbill platypus
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (4:15 PM)
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I must have the older Flash player, and someone must've hacked my system to remove the humor from this video. 
pbybel is all about running sh*t
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (4:16 PM)
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i think that's dane cook...

trying to redeem himself for all the crap he's done? 
dewchow
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (4:19 PM)
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did anyone look at his bookmarks in the web browser i am pretty sure one was M.I.L.F's 
JDH annan [Mayor]
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (4:33 PM)
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Press w, set the Tolerance to about 20-30, click on the grey, delete
all this set a path, set another path, create a mask? psh 
XSLUMLORDX is like Slumlord, but with two great big kisses!
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (5:06 PM)
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JDHannan said:

Press w, set the Tolerance to about 20-30, click on the grey, delete
all this set a path, set another path, create a mask? psh

That's what I was thinking, or even select color range on the gray. 
Mudmonkey works hard for his shiny coat
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (5:21 PM)
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Shut the fuck up. 
cowbeef is much better than manmeat
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (5:22 PM)
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I submitted this before. I guess I'm not cool enough to get links accepted!

Good stuff though. 
DreGGs
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (5:22 PM)
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or just change the blending mode of the layer?

And yes..its dane cook. :) 
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (6:02 PM)
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While I do appreciate the lesson, his tears have made buying a Mac a little less applealing. 
egojab or as Coach Z would call him, egojarb!
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (6:15 PM)
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I actually think it's David Cross, not Dane Cook, it's not over-the-top enough for Cook 
zaidr
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (6:45 PM)
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yeah, sounded a bit like David Cross to me too. 
andbruno
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (7:19 PM)
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zaidr said:

yeah, sounded a bit like David Cross to me too.


I don't get all these people saying it's Cross. Cross has a higher voice. Quite a bit higher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64XWghZrsoE 
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (7:24 PM)
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In the first or second episode he had a bunch of pictures of Dane Cook in his bridge. He said something like "...you know, maybe you have a friend you want to play a little gag on, or something". 
wiggie waggie wasn't fuzzy was he?
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (8:29 PM)
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You Suck at Photoshop 5 is fucking gold! :D 
argon777 claims prima nocta
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (8:46 PM)
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I was disappointed to discover that "ring of infinite sorrow" is not an actual ebay item. 
andbruno
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (8:47 PM)
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Argon 777 said:

I was disappointed to discover that "ring of infinite sorrow" is not an actual ebay item.


Apparently it was, but ebay removed it. 
JDH annan [Mayor]
 
Feb 5th, 2008 (9:22 PM)
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dane cook has a way lower voice 
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