FALCON KICK?

Man, in the states he'd be suspended for the rest of the season easy. 

Soccer fights make me feel like a manly fighter and Hell, I dont fight that well or often lol. Sad state of affairs. 

That seemed to be pretty much in the face. Maybe a tad low, but until the slow-mo replay, I thought he just kicked him in the chest. Pretty sweet, there, Jackie Chan. 

He's from La Paz. He gets his kicks from Route 36. 

doctor oxygen said:

Man, in the states he'd be suspended for the rest of the season easy.

In Canada, he'd be charged with assault. 

Finally, a player has a reason to roll around on the ground. 

Ok, that woulda hurt. 

i'm not even sure why he was so mad 

Keep clicking :30.
Gets better every time. 

haha i love when he runs up to him and pushes him down. 

Yep, that's gonna leave a mark. 

holy football boot studs! 

I like how he fell down. All in all it was a pretty terrible flying kick. When I used to train Karate, we'd be able to knock 200lb guys across the room with them prepared and holding a slammer pad. I'd never use it in a fight though, cause you'd have to be an idiot/ totally unaware to allow yourself to get hit by a jump kick. 

navinrjonson said:

Finally, a player has a reason to roll around on the ground.

 

this guy wins harder. 

Deathcap said:

this guy wins harder.

win, what a leg(end) 

i'm sure he used to play soccer 

wow cleats in the face 

Here's a ink from Spiegel Online (Germany) with further information.

Short summary:
- fight after both players were sent off
- kick to the throat by Jauregui
- 2 weeks sick leave for Medina
- assault charges for Jauregui 

Gif-ariffic! Gif-tastic! 

an entire Fazed link for one kick to the face. /me feels let down. 

Proof again, soccer players are pussies. 

Schmierwurst said:

Short summary:
- fight after both players were sent off
- kick to the throat by Jauregui
- 2 weeks sick leave for Medina
- assault charges for Jauregui

http://cache3.vuze.com/assets/993/636399/29103/THBSLFQWEEU47UKJ43MK2ATAE7TQA6HI. jpg

Jauregui? 

doctor oxygen said:

FALCON KICK?

Man, in the states he'd be suspended for the rest of the season easy.

Surely, in the 'states' they would both be armed to the teeth and would be able to defend themselves like real patriots as your constitution demands? Unless, of course, the one doing the kicking was in fact an elk or some other form of game, in which case it would have to be in season and the other guy would have to have athe appropriate license. 

Yes, because all of us act like we're from Texas.

MERKA! 

mally said:

Surely, in the 'states' they would both be armed to the teeth and would be able to defend themselves like real patriots as your constitution demands? Unless, of course, the one doing the kicking was in fact an elk or some other form of game, in which case it would have to be in season and the other guy would have to have athe appropriate license.

LOLWUT 

mally said:

Surely, in the 'states' they would both be armed to the teeth and would be able to defend themselves like real patriots as your constitution demands? Unless, of course, the one doing the kicking was in fact an elk or some other form of game, in which case it would have to be in season and the other guy would have to have athe appropriate license.

Different states have different laws. It's a cool system, because if you hate guns you can move to New York, and if you like them, you can move to Austin. The constitution doesn't demand anything of the people. But I admit, I don't think anyone is going to kick my head when I play soccer here in Austin. And if they did, I might shoot them. 

Damn that fool should be arrested for his bad form. 

th eco rnroller said:

Yes, because all of us act like we're from Texas.

MERKA!

Right. Because all of us in Texas open carry and shoot people on sight cuz there diffn't than us!.

Punk. 

mally said:

Surely, in the 'states' they would both be armed to the teeth and would be able to defend themselves like real patriots as your constitution demands.? Unless, of course, the one doing the kicking was in fact an elk or some other form of game, in which case it would have to be in season and the other guy would have to have athe appropriate license.

Now with less preachy! 

I'm pretty sure that the one guy stole the sacred thing from the temple in the other guy's village. There was a high speed tuk-tuk chase right before this clip started. 

lol sensitive soccor sallies gettin' all constitutionally 

you people are so ignorant. This is the soccer version of the Japanese "Seppuku" tradition. This man was disgraced by his performance that game and asked his honored friend to help him. 

that wasn't america, and that is why they pwn and get away with it 

Aecyin said:

that wasn't america, and that is why they pwn and get away with it

Plenty of pwnership in the USA. You just need to attend an online police academy and get your badge.

I'm joking, but seriously. 

And who says football violence is dead? 

Deathcap said:

this guy wins harder.

I love the guy in the suit...his hands never unclasp, even as he steps away. 

doctor oxygen said:

FALCON KICK?

Man, in the states he'd be suspended for the rest of the season easy.

And people wonder why no one watches American Soccer. 

I thought this was going to be a clip of Kung-Fu Soccer, this is awesome 

Old Juicy said:

Different states have different laws. It's a cool system, because if you hate guns you can move to New York, and if you like them, you can move to Austin. The constitution doesn't demand anything of the people. But I admit, I don't think anyone is going to kick my head when I play soccer here in Austin. And if they did, I might shoot them.

haha well put 

Old Juicy said:

Different states have different laws. It's a cool system, because if you hate guns you can move to New York, and if you like them, you can move to Austin. The constitution doesn't demand anything of the people. But I admit, I don't think anyone is going to kick my head when I play soccer here in Austin. And if they did, I might shoot them.

Thanks for the considered reply. Just out of interest, how many times would you shoot them? Would you enjoy it? 

DeportFrostbaks said:

Now with less sense! preachy!

fixed that right up for y'all 

mally said:

Thanks for the considered reply. Just out of interest, how many times would you shoot them? Would you enjoy it?

I have astigmatism and greasy hands, so I would empty the magazine (13 rounds) and then run up to see if I hit him or just have him a headache. I am on prozac, so I'm sure I'd enjoy it, or staring at grass an hour after everyone left. 

mally said:

Thanks for the considered reply. Just out of interest, how many times would you shoot them? Would you enjoy it?

Yer damn right he'd enjoy it! Every red-blooded 'merican just lives for the day he or she can justify using one of his or her personal stockpile of fifty or more firearms to shoot someone twenty-seven times in the face. Usually all the justification we'd need is snide, pretentious commentary from someone who's only experience in dealing with the 'merican people is apparently limited to the intarwebs or pop-culture stereotypes. For a cleated kick to the face though? HOOBOY I'll have to get my 50 cal!

Pardon me, I'll have to stop there so I can visit my ophthalmologist. I may have detached a retina due to excessive eye-rolling. 

haha soccer threads always turn into name calling

stupid touchy bitch ass foreigners 

All this talk about the Constitution is derailing the discussion from the main point of this video.

Soccer is stupid. 

mally said:

Surely, in the 'states' they would both be armed to the teeth and would be able to defend themselves like real patriots as your constitution demands? Unless, of course, the one doing the kicking was in fact an elk or some other form of game, in which case it would have to be in season and the other guy would have to have athe appropriate license. I'd get a lot of sex action because of my accent and teach you fucking septics how to boil meat instead of doing this ridiculous barbeque thing you do