purple said:

We fuck, he nuts, goes down on me, comes up, spits his load into my mouth, and fucks me another time or two. Its hot.

.............................................
this has gone too far 

I need mind bleach after reading this thread. 

Posting video would be going too far.

/looking for webcam 

gross purple you ruined the internet. 

wait i thought he was fixed but lied about it or something but this still happens you can't keep this straight can you 

vagina either tastes like nothing

SOLD to the man with the glass eye and two dogs!!

In my opinion, this is the best tasting bagina. 

BAGS OF SAND 

purple said:

We fuck, he nuts, goes down on me, comes up, spits his load into my mouth, and fucks me another time or two. Its hot.

everything has its place and time.
wherever the moment takes you. 

It would be cooler if he Shaolin Soccer'd the jizz into your mouth,
and then went Species on your ass. 

This thread makes birdy sad. 

wait i thought he was fixed but lied about it or something but this still happens you can't keep this straight can you

Where does the story lose you? He lied about being fixed. HE cam clean. We still have dirty sex. 

so - does it taste any different? 

HE cam clean.

Get it, CAME CLEAN, HAHAHAHAH 

I assume by go down on her you mean send her back into the kitchen for a beer and a sandwich? 

Didgeridoo players can inhale and exhale simultaneously.
Learn that circular breathing shit and you'll be able to munch box without gagging on your own spunk.

Oh, and tell Stankvag I said hey. 

fucking ignored 

don't be a pussy and dive in. 

What is the shortest time you would wait until you would go down on her?

Once the toes uncurl I'm good to go 

I bet Roadkill discovered something amazing right before starting this thread. 

fenris said:

Once the toes uncurl I'm good to go

best fucking line in this thread. 

^ I mean in before and cuming then going downtown
nope, not me 

Roadkill said:

Lets say you have sex with a girl

So it's a hypothetical situation? 

Lets say you have sex with a girl

What if I want to have sex with a guy? 

You're just lucky 7/8ths of the world's population is asleep right now. 

i read the first ten posts. i'm not reading more.
i just want to say, HOF! 

sounds like rather a specific question, rather than a general one, no? 

New General Question:

If you're shitting in your hand in the shower so you can throw it into the toilet
and then some maniac comes in naked, on his cock is a vagina (that he cut
out of Tina Fey), then he shoves the cock, vagina and all, in your mouth,
are you turned on? 

When did shitting in your hand in the shower become par for the course?

I thought I invented that. 

I think that would only work if you could "slam dunk" it into the toilet,
bellowing simultaneously to warn others of your actions and intentions. 

I was in the foetal position at the time so i'm pretty sure i did slam dunk it.

Affirmative on the bellowing too. 

CalvinHobbes said:

I think that would only work if you could "slam dunk" it into the toilet,
bellowing simultaneously to warn others of your actions and intentions.

I like this man's style. 

onemanarmy said:

New General Question:

If you're shitting in your hand in the shower so you can throw it into the toilet
and then some maniac comes in naked, on his cock is a vagina (that he cut
out of Tina Fey), then he shoves the cock, vagina and all, in your mouth,
are you turned on?

No,
but if the maniac would be McCain and it would be the cut out vagina of Palin, then
maybe 

New General Question:

If you're shitting in your hand in the shower so you can throw it into the toilet
and then some maniac comes in naked, on his cock is a vagina (that he cut
out of Tina Fey), then he shoves the cock, vagina and all, in your mouth,
are you turned on?

Yes. 

Wait....is this the Tina Fey before or after Mean Girls? 

Roadkill said:

Just want yous guys opinion.

Lets say you have sex with a girl and cum inside her. What is the shortest time you would wait until you would go down on her? I mean....if you are not into snowballing.

Well the answer is simple, deflate her and put her in the dishwasher. After you pump her back up she'll be ready for ya. 

He should go down before he's done.

When he's done we're done. And I better be done too.

I don't think I'd let him go down after gunking me up.

Little too much bodily fluid in that equation.

...

I would also like to thank this thread for a few awesome belly laughs pre-9am.
Thanks. 

matildalee said:

He should go down before he's done.

When he's done we're done. And I better be done too.

I don't think I'd let him go down after gunking me up.

Little too much bodily fluid in that equation.

...

I would also like to thank this thread for a few awesome belly laughs pre-9am.
Thanks.

Well then what does the other guy do? 

At that point, he starts editing the film 

this is a stupid thread.

A real man gets up to watch the game after he gets off. 

Jedi Clampett said:

this is a stupid thread.

A real man gets up to watch the game after he gets off.

A real man is watching the game during copulation. 

Guys: Have you tasted your own jizz?
Your answers will be anonymous. 

BambooBabe said:

Guys: Have you tasted your own jizz?
Your answers will be anonymous.

Possibly. 

Nope. Always wondered but never tried. 

^that 

onemanarmy said:

Nope. Always wondered but never tried.

^ Just that ^

And my take on it is that she should be done by the time I'm done. If she wants me to get her off orally, that's what foreplay is for. 

wait...

who goes down on girls? 

I Cartographous said:

wait...

who goes down on girls?

Guys that don't want to hear crying when you penetrate. 

the sight of your rod should be enough to get 'em gushing 

when going ass to mouth, what does etiquette say concerning doing so pre shower, or pre-wipe for that matter? 

supply guy said:

Just ask yourself this question....
How long would you wait to kiss her after you blow a load in her mouth?
Take that answer and double it.

X takes the square!

BambooBabe said:

Guys: Have you tasted your own jizz?
Your answers will be anonymous.

I exploded, tried to hold onto it so as not to make a mess.
I was only like 3 inches from my mouth when all was said and done.
:(
and then I fainted.

Sometimes if I eat a gang of red meat I smell kinda like bleach.
Do not want!