From: Roadkill - because everyone is entitled to my opinion
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:07 PM
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Just want yous guys opinion.

Lets say you have sex with a girl and cum inside her. What is the shortest time you would wait until you would go down on her? I mean....if you are not into snowballing. 
From: MFLS is a bad acronym
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:08 PM
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/watched 
From: baz
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:09 PM
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hey yous guys 
From: Capn Prow1er is in command of this failboat
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:10 PM
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Roadkill said:

...if you are not into snowballing.
/Ignore 
From: Mr Blue will spray you
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:11 PM
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4min 10sec 
From: idsaluteyou bub - upps upps upps
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:13 PM
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I bet you when Roadkill comes, you can hear a million tiny voices going DEEERRRRPPP 
From: bob b o - the things you own end up owning you
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:16 PM
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just wait as long as it takes for her to empty out and wash her cooter 
From: Naive Pickle - formerly that one guy nobody remembers, and everyone still hates
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:16 PM
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idsaluteyou bub said:

I bet you when Roadkill comes, you can hear a million tiny voices going DEEERRRRPPP


Goddamnit dude, I had a mouthful of water when I read that. repeat, HAD. 
From: aZZaZeLo aZZmadAZZahatter
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:23 PM
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I usually go down on her first, get her over home plate and then pile into her. 
From: b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:23 PM
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried DEEERRRRPPP and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. 
From: fear7trembling
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:30 PM
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I'm pretty sure you can just hold up a little measure cup underneath her and blow real hard into her nose. then just check to make sure you got it all.

but I'm all too clear on how all that stuff works... 
From: FnkDrSpok - this is better than any ole Facebook status update
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:33 PM
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Mr Blue said:

4min 10sec


I think this is the best answer chosen by yahoo questions. 
From: velifer uses the whole chicken
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:34 PM
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ShamWOW. 
From: ladyalthea
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:35 PM
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fear7trembling said:

I'm pretty sure you can just hold up a little measure cup underneath her and blow real hard into her nose. then just check to make sure you got it all.

but I'm all too clear on how all that stuff works...


holy haha batman 
From: wiggie waggie keeps pluckin' that chicken
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:48 PM
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Naive Pickle said:

Goddamnit dude, I had a mouthful of water when I read that. repeat, HAD.

so... you swallow? 
From: ladyalthea
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:52 PM
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General Sex question Fazed is known for...


wait...since when is fazed known for snowballing? 
From: JT Wood is one gullible mofo
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:54 PM
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MFLS said:

/watched

LOL! 
From: purple people beater
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:57 PM
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My guy doesn't wait. He nuts inside, then goes down to make sure I finish. 
From: noneater ... it's a long story, dont ask
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:57 PM
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That's pretty gross. 
From: JT Wood is one gullible mofo
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:57 PM
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purple said:

My guy doesn't wait. He nuts inside, then goes down to make sure I finish.

/ignored 
From: gypsypm5k is busier than a one-legged man in an ass ki... Oh, oh that's just bad form.
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:58 PM
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I can't wait until I get that image out of my head 
From: idsaluteyou bub - upps upps upps
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 6:59 PM
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...
...

...

...:*(
 
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:00 PM
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you won't. it's in there forever now.

can you live with that? 
From: purple people beater
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:02 PM
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We fuck, he nuts, goes down on me, comes up, spits his load into my mouth, and fucks me another time or two. Its hot. 
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:03 PM
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sike 
From: idsaluteyou bub - upps upps upps
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:04 PM
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No. No it's not.
Just stop it.
I don't want to think of tranny snowball jizz HUUEEEERRGGHHH GOD IM PUKING 
From: Capn Prow1er is in command of this failboat
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:04 PM
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/unignore 
From: JT Wood is one gullible mofo
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:06 PM
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Roadkill said:

Just want yous guys opinion.

Lets say you have sex with a girl and cum inside her. What is the shortest time you would wait until you would go down on her? I mean....if you are not into snowballing.

Until she's showered and cleaned that bugger out. 
From: bobby3eb the second-hand-me-down-blessing in disguise
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:07 PM
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89 seconds, or whatever that number was 
From: dog named harry has a dog named Harry
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:07 PM
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Answer: tomorrow. 
From: supply guy - confutatis maledictis, voca me cum benedictis
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:10 PM
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Roadkill said:

Just want yous guys opinion.

Lets say you have sex with a girl and cum inside her. What is the shortest time you would wait until you would go down on her? I mean....if you are not into snowballing.


Just ask yourself this question....

How long would you wait to kiss her after you blow a load in her mouth?

Take that answer and double it. 
From: crushingblow - stupid tagline is stupid
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:10 PM
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Roadkill said:

What is the shortest time you would wait until you would go down on her?


why would you? you're done arn't you? 
From: FnkDrSpok - this is better than any ole Facebook status update
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:11 PM
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JT Wood said:

/ignored


Lol! 
From: Luke E Pierre still thinks Cassie is a redhead
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:13 PM
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Once you felched your jizz from a 68 year old man's anus. Chowing down on a mangoo flavored vasherbert is downright mundane. 
From: FnkDrSpok - this is better than any ole Facebook status update
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:14 PM
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I love it whenever Borat posts. 
From: purple people beater
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:15 PM
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I don't want to think of tranny snowball jizz HUUEEEERRGGHHH GOD IM PUKING


hes not a tranny. Hes a hippy. 
From: b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:16 PM
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he's right though, it's not hot 
From: pyropheliaC is on an all natural diet; tasty uranium.
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:16 PM
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thats not really any better.... 
From: JT Wood is one gullible mofo
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:31 PM
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F nk Dr Spok said:

I love it whenever Borat posts.

haha... borat! yes!! 
From: MFLS is a bad acronym
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:31 PM
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purple said:

hes not a tranny. Hes a hippy.


How conservative of him. 
From: supply guy - confutatis maledictis, voca me cum benedictis
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:33 PM
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Just eat a lot or oranges.
then it wont taste as bad 
From: FnkDrSpok - this is better than any ole Facebook status update
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:42 PM
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supply guy said:

Just eat a lot or oranges.
then it wont taste as bad


Someone else just told me this. She said she's going to chow down on a bunch of pineapples before I come over. It will make her taste divine according to her. I told her I'm going to come to the door with a fruit basket if that's the case. 
From: airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:43 PM
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tell her to come to the door as a fruit basket. 
From: supply guy - confutatis maledictis, voca me cum benedictis
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:44 PM
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When I was dating this girl a few years ago we actually put that myth to the test.
She said it tasted a lot different after drinking a lot of orange juice 
From: pyropheliaC is on an all natural diet; tasty uranium.
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:45 PM
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eating fruit doesnt affect girls the same way it does for a guy. its not gonna matter how much pineapple she eats. 
From: FnkDrSpok - this is better than any ole Facebook status update
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:45 PM
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Ah, good idea. Moments like this is the reason I like fazed. 
From: purple people beater
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:47 PM
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Diet does affect girls taste, but not the same way it does for a guy. It basically has more to do with how much fat/spices/meat is eaten. I don't remember the whole speel, but I'm sure somebody on here has enough experience. 
From: Clarenceo - crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:50 PM
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in my experiences vagina either tastes like nothing, or stank fish. and sour. 
From: Shibbyadam will A.C. Slater your face
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:51 PM
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Urine is the only thing that is REALLY affected by the juices and stuff for femmes. 
From: Shibbyadam will A.C. Slater your face
 
Date: 11/2/09 @ 7:52 PM
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For guys too, sorry, I tried to type this up faster to avoid being f5'ed. But I've never snowballed. But if I did, I'd take a shot of hard tequila first. 
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