From: FnkDrSpok - this is better than any ole Facebook status update
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 1:21 AM
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My mom was the first person I knew with a disc player in 1987. It was a big ass Fisher stack unit that had at least 7 components (equalizer, phono, tuner, tape, etc) in a glass case that was about the size of mini fridge with two big ass speakers on the side.

At the time, not many artists were on CD, she got Freddy Jackson. We played the HELL out of Freddy Jackson on that thing. It lasted an entire summer as we would blow fuses on this thing constantly. We blew so many fuses that it actually sorta fried the bored in one instance. We took it to the radio repair shop so many times. It was never right since then.

(I just helped my mom move not too long ago, she still has this thing in her basement sitting there keeping books and random shit up.) 
From: FnkDrSpok - this is better than any ole Facebook status update
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 1:23 AM
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*board 
From: wiltsey
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 1:26 AM
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My mother answering the phone and crying. I must have been maybe four. JFK had been shot. 
From: ladyalthea
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 1:48 AM
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the principal at the school had a paddle. and used it.
then you got the paddle when you got home.

i would go to the store with two bucks nad get my grandmother two packs of pall mall non filter cigs, two italian ices and bring home the change.

we stayed out until the streetlights came on, came home adn checked in adn ran out again.

we rode our bikes everywhere. for miles and miles and never checked in. until the street lights came on of course...then we had best be home already.

we ate apples and popcorn balls that the neighborhood gave out at halloween. 
From: Meddling Kid goes out of her way to be lazy
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 1:53 AM
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the village i grew up in was like something from the fifties.

quite surreal comparing it to my city friends upbringings

if you did something naughty, your parents would find out before you got home 
From: FnkDrSpok - this is better than any ole Facebook status update
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 1:59 AM
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Haha, you said naughty 
From: Denkar - only pawn in game of life
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 2:15 AM
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This thread and the Saddening Realizations thread capture the zeitgeist. We feel our age. We thought something cool should have happened, because it's the future god damnit and we're still getting old.

bwahahahahahahahahaha~~~!!!! old?...oh my gefiltefish.

the principal at the school had a paddle. and used it.
then you got the paddle when you got home.

i would go to the store with two bucks nad get my grandmother two packs of pall mall non filter cigs, two italian ices and bring home the change.

we stayed out until the streetlights came on, came home adn checked in adn ran out again.

we rode our bikes everywhere. for miles and miles and never checked in. until the street lights came on of course...then we had best be home already.

we ate apples and popcorn balls that the neighborhood gave out at halloween.


^5 
From: Denkar - only pawn in game of life
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 2:17 AM
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Actually, I rode my bike to the next state with a friend, and my parents never knew.
We used to walk down the railroad tracks a few towns away and back. I saw some kids down there once that hopped a train and jumped off where we were about 60 miles away from their home. 
From: jpkeates Error: Information for this account is currently unavailable
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 2:35 AM
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Back in my day,

I was there when the rental company delivered our first colour TV.
Several neighbours came to see if it was "worth it".

We played outside all the time.

Part of a boy scout badge was learning to phone the emergency services,
and I had to go to a phone box and call my scoutmaster as a practice.
That was the first phone call I ever made on my own.

The first PC I ever saw was an IBM XT,
and you ran Lotus from one floppy, and your data was on the other floppy.

I used to go on holiday on a steam train;
which was a treat because I used to watch them go by at our local level crossing.

When I was (I think) 11, I got a portable record player,
and a 7" single for Christmas.
It was the most expensive thing I'd ever owned and
I was terrified one of my younger brothers would break it. 
From: Che1964 is as good as any, and better than most
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 5:38 AM
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Vans at $45.00 was an expensive sneaker. 
From: CalvinHobbes the bold
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 5:44 AM
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i remember when i was young there was a long winter.
my first memories were of winter, only i didn't think of it as a season.
it is just what was.

the world was ruled by a thankless, grey sky with cruel winds of blinding, deafening white.
this lasted for most of my life. the old ones said this was how the world began
and always was and always would be.

people didn't travel or go outside, unless it was necessary,
but not because it was cold.

there were things out in the frozen storms of ice and madness.
not what anyone would call a man or an animal.
something abhorrent. something wrong.

i lost my young wife to them.
i'll never forget her last breath before her eyes went still.

she told me life was a fool's game.


This is messing me up. 
From: teharteest is contributing to racheting
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 5:49 AM
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we stayed out until the streetlights came on,


I remember that, and there was always one that came on much later than it should have.
so of course that was where we would all end up playing to stretch time as much as possible 
From: teharteest is contributing to racheting
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 5:51 AM
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But Tuesday and Thursday night.
would be time to watch Batman,
don't know of any other show that came on two nights a week like it.
But we were sure to tune in Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel.

at least till it jumped. 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:00 AM
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This ran the rails behind my childhood home...

Akin to our first idiot box...

Mom's first stove...

My first 'real' bike...

First car ride...

Back in my day...


...cuss in front of other adults? Right. Punishment was swift and severe.

...it was yes sir, and no ma'am.

...out of the house by seven aye-em, home when the streetlights came on. But like Ladyalthea said, back out, but only a couple of blocks away. When ma hollared, you came runnin' home.

...we'd buy penny candy at Eurich's General Store.

The 50's and 60's were a fun time as a kid. Sure, we never paid attention to 'real world' current affairs, we were out playing, rain or shine.

The 70's...........thinking.......muscle machines, pussy and disco...:D

I've had a good life. 
From: Ody Sseus X - the tenth son of the drunken and dyslexic Dr. Suess.
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:02 AM
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back in my day, we didnt have no fancy smchany wikipedia. we used encarta 95 and we liked it! 7 cds of which only 4 worked, and it was good enough for us. if it wasnt in encarta, it didnt exist. 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:09 AM
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Who the fuck put their son in a fuckin' dress?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Man, my dad had big forearms....

Hmmm.....

I never made the connnection until this very minute. 
From: DeMaxX
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:09 AM
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Heh! 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:11 AM
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Hey Tom!!!!!!!

'Bout time you got here!!!!! 
From: DeMaxX
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:11 AM
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back in my day, we didnt have no fancy smchany wikipedia. we used encarta 95 a set of encyclopedias and we liked it!
 
From: DeMaxX
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:12 AM
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... mind you Scott it's 6:00 AM and I'm retired! 
From: Ody Sseus X - the tenth son of the drunken and dyslexic Dr. Suess.
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:14 AM
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Well, true, encyclopedia britannica was a staple before encarta, but the idea that encarta was hot shit makes me giggle. thought i'd bring back some memories for you guys. 
From: DeMaxX
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:16 AM
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World Book ruled!! 
From: Pancakes - om nom nom nom
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:17 AM
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Can we get some muthafunking TELEPORTATION finally? Please?

It can't be much more difficult than the Hot Pocket, tecnically.

How bout it, science? 
From: Supernipchick will eat your dick like Kobayashi. AUGHGAUGHAGLAGLUAGHHGA
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:19 AM
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I remember going to the store with a dollar and buying my mom a pack of Eve cigarettes (she switched to Benson and Hedges Menthol Lights after Eves) and having enough left over to buy a candy bar. I remember when the Whatchamacallit came out, and it was my favorite candy bar EVER. I just looked it up, and it came out in 1978. I was 6. Can you imagine sending your 6 year old kid to the corner store, 6 or 7 blocks away, to buy cigarettes nowadays?

http://www.unionroom.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/eve_cigarettes.jpg 
From: Jedi Clampett - Fark free for 4 years
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:26 AM
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Well... when I was a kid, I was absolutely convinced that I would experience space travel since I was convinced it would be common. I'm still waiting on my space cruiser, but I would settle for a flying car dammit.

Everyone waxes nostalgic about their childhoods. That's because we were kids and had no real responsibility, at least about the big stuff that our parents worried about.

My dad said something that got me thinking. He actually felt sorry for my brother and I. He feels that he had an easier time growing up because there simply were less choices and less options. I've thought the same thing about my growing up, primarily in the 70s and the early 80s. There were less options then too, therefor there was less stress about the choices you would have to make.

Anyway, the thing I miss the most is that back in my day, the chicks in Playboy actually had pubic hair. They were real women, and one day, I would have a hot woman of my own. 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:27 AM
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Can you imagine


That's one thing my parents never had me do, go fetch things for 'em.

... mind you Scott it's 6:00 AM and I'm retired!


Someday....;) 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:29 AM
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pubic hair.


I take alot of shit from the kids here because I prefer my beaver with bush.

Don't get me wrong, bald is beautiful.

But there's just something about the tingle of the fine hairs on the upper lip....;) 
From: Ransome is rad. He is so rad.
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:30 AM
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Your kids don't agree with how you prefer women's pubic hair? 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:33 AM
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Ransome said:

Your kids don't agree with how you prefer women's pubic hair?


This coming from a dude who got drunk under the table....;)

I have no idea, and don't want to know, the preference of my kids...............ugh..........Ransome, Imma gonna slug you! 
From: Jedi Clampett - Fark free for 4 years
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:40 AM
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bald is beautiful, but bush just says woman.

someone mentioned going to the 7-11 for candy... man that was always a blast. Our local 7-11 had a couple of pinball machines (and later some video games) as a bonus.

Now... arcades... well that was something. I remember when arcades consisted of pinball and skee-ball, but pretty much nothing else. Then video games came around and arcades sprung up everywhere. I was 13 when arcades went ballistic and it was the most incredible thing in the entire world to me. 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:43 AM
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I remember when the Whatchamacallit came out, and it was my favorite candy bar EVER.

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU THAT WAS ALSO MY FAVORITE 
From: Jedi Clampett - Fark free for 4 years
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:44 AM
82
Wacky Packs. 
From: wiltsey
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:55 AM
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I was around thirty when I first saw the Internet. The Seattle Public Library had a dialup bbs line that you could then telnet out of. No browser. Just telnet, gopher, various unix commands. First email wasn't even pine. It was PROFS, an IBM mainframe email system.
Damn. 3270 dumb tubes. It was really something when they went color. Still all text, but color text.
Speaking of which, dialup bbs's! 
From: midge mckay - how do I scot web
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:58 AM
84
I love the things that Papa McKay talks about.

Paying for entry to the cinema with jam jars or glass bottles.

The fact that you only wore jeans if you were a labourer.

Going on a tour of the UK on his motorbike - when motorways didn't exist yet. 
From: midge mckay - how do I scot web
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 8:59 AM
85
Jings, even just dialup modems. 14.4? That was fast! 
From: DarkAss approaches from the north
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 9:03 AM
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I was pumped with the 2400 baud and a prodigy account. Then realizing Prodigy sucked and BBS's were where it's at. 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 9:07 AM
87
Q LINK ON A COMMODORE 64 ON A 300 BAUD MODEM 
From: Glueshooter
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 9:19 AM
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jpkeates said:

I got a portable record player


You mean something like this?

I had one similar (nothing as hi-tec as the one in the photo tho) that I got from a jumble sale when I was about 7 in the mid 1970s, you could play 16s, 78s, 45s and 33s on it. All I had was the womble song and a Gary Glitter single. My friends were green with envy that I could play music in my bedroom. 
From: aZZaZeLo aZZmadAZZahatter
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 9:29 AM
89
Woundtootight said:

muscle machines, pussy and disco...:D


New tagline for WTT 
From: Jedi Clampett - Fark free for 4 years
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 9:29 AM
90
oh... and if you had a dispute with a classmate, the common way of settling it started with "MEET ME AT THE BIKE RACK!!!" 
From: aZZaZeLo aZZmadAZZahatter
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 9:31 AM
91
Yep. 
From: wiltsey
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 9:34 AM
92
Flashback for the elderly: cars with a choke knob on the dash. 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 9:35 AM
93
THERE WASN'T NO GORRAM FACEYSPACE 
From: Jedi Clampett - Fark free for 4 years
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 9:41 AM
94
never had a car with a choke knob, but I did have a '72 Buick Skylark that you set the choke with the gas pedal. That worked like a charm too. Much better than the thermostatic chokes. 
From: supply guy - confutatis maledictis, voca me cum benedictis
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 9:47 AM
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I was sitting at the dinner table with a friend of the family.
She has an 11 year old daughter....

I was mentioning that last year my cousin and some of his friends went as the Power Rangers for Halloween. She asked me what colors they were.
I said they had all of the colors. Red, Blue, Black, Yellow, White, and Pink. She told me that there wasn't a red or white Power Ranger.
Stunned, I informed her there was. She disagreed.
Then the infamous, "I was watching Power Ranger since before you were bor....."
I'm only 26.

Also, my 13 year old cousin has never heard of a cassette tape or having to re-wind your media.....

Spoiled brats. 
From: big bro 79 doesn't bother with taglines... or does he?
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 9:48 AM
96
Back in my day, we didn't have trivial bullshit dominating the news.

Oh wait. 
From: wingnutzero is even cooler than absolutezero
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 9:49 AM
97
I got my first boner watching the spandex-clad female dancers on "Solid Gold" and almost spooged all over my Andy Capp Hot Fries. 
From: wiltsey
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 10:02 AM
98
Just had a weird moment of cognitive dissonance when I realized I'm using an iPhone to post all this stuff about old technology.

S'freakin me out, man... 
From: Mantis55 - "ribbed" for YOUR pleasure
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 10:03 AM
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wingnutzero said:

I got my first boner watching the spandex-clad female dancers on "Solid Gold" and almost spooged all over my Andy Capp Hot Fries.


haha. I had "The Grind" on MTV. And I almost spooged all over my Chester Cheeto Cheddar Popcorn. 
From: Ransome is rad. He is so rad.
 
Date: 10/30/09 @ 10:04 AM
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I successfuly navigated aolescence without ever snacking during beatoff sessions. 
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