From: sanka
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 1:51 AM
24,901
They always talked about the backlog. A backlog of work? I didn't understand. There were 2 guys making drawings in our shop, me and one other guy, we had 9 guys checking our work. We also only worked 1 drawing a week. So I spent 38 hours, every week, of taxpayer dollars, listening to audiobooks. 
From: sanka
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 1:52 AM
24,902
I don't feel bad about it, I had to drive 82 miles there, then 82 miles back. 
From: sanka
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 1:56 AM
24,903
OK, everyone PM me now with a secret, I won't tell. I'm good at keeping secrets. 
From: CalvinHobbes the bold
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 1:58 AM
24,904
What's the opposite of a secret? 
From: sanka
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 1:59 AM
24,905
Mailing me a bomber of fine NZ beer. 
From: CalvinHobbes the bold
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 2:00 AM
24,906
Haha.

There's some great beer here,
I just don't know if it's good enough to try and export.

I bought a beer-making kit at the grocery store today, as it was on clearance for $7.
Says it's good for 40 pints, but we'll see.

Now I just need to get a bunch of nice second-hand equipment and have at it. 
From: hot glue daddy knows who they are
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 2:00 AM
24,907
The opposite of a secret is a Fitsorbe 
From: rabbiwanna Help rabbi. Help him.
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 2:00 AM
24,908
Working for the state pays double cog wage.

It did, until California had its crisis.
I started just in time to work my ass off and then get ambushed with the
"Hey, we're going to go ahead and cut your pay and also go ahead and start staying home so we don't have to pay you."
Crappy. 
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 2:01 AM
24,909
Why I ought ju 
From: Earth Worm and Fire
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 2:28 AM
24,910
Let's cog it up in here. 
From: CalvinHobbes the bold
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 2:29 AM
24,911
I cog, you cog... in my cog.
In my cog... we cog. 
From: Earth Worm and Fire
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 2:46 AM
24,912
Cogratulations. 
From: Earth Worm and Fire
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 2:50 AM
24,913
Y'ever think that life just makes more sense for people who wear glasses? 
From: CalvinHobbes the bold
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 2:59 AM
24,914
As someone who has been gifted with enough near-sight to warrant some ridiculously weak glasses...
I don't think that, I know it. 
From: idsaluteyou bub has a golden nipple
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 4:11 AM
24,915
I'm drunk halp me guys.
Show me bewbs. 
From: Supernipchick will eat your dick like Kobayashi. AUGHGAUGHAGLAGLUAGHHGA
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 7:01 AM
24,916
I hate people who put their big old stinky feet on the train seats. That's so rude. 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 8:03 AM
24,917
headache 
From: Quellan
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 8:59 AM
24,918
Morning. 
From: Maqroll
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 9:27 AM
24,919
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us!
 
From: b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:42 AM
24,920
these damn blue-collared tweekers

hai-yuh 
From: Dugpitz - Threadkilla mind set diamond alignment
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:43 AM
24,921
stabby
 
From: b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:44 AM
24,922
oh hell yeah
 
From: Spanky the internet isnt a place for self respect
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:47 AM
24,923
  
hai guys!
 
From: Dugpitz - Threadkilla mind set diamond alignment
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:47 AM
24,924
I wonder if they killed that dude in Amarillo
just to
watch
him
die 
From: Dugpitz - Threadkilla mind set diamond alignment
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:48 AM
24,925
spanky
 
From: Spanky the internet isnt a place for self respect
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:48 AM
24,926
Wait, I thought you had to be in Reno to do that... 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:50 AM
24,927
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TwLOOFvzS4 
From: Dugpitz - Threadkilla mind set diamond alignment
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:50 AM
24,928
oh spanky 
From: Spanky the internet isnt a place for self respect
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:50 AM
24,929
Man, eating a hard boiled egg for breakfast the past few mornings has made my breath something formidable. 
From: b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:50 AM
24,930
spankleberry
 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:50 AM
24,931
IF YOU THINK I SHOULD GIVE THE STUNNER TO SPANKY GIMME A HELL YEAH 
From: Spanky the internet isnt a place for self respect
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:51 AM
24,932
HELL YEAH!!!! 
From: bobby3eb the second-hand-me-down-blessing in disguise
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:51 AM
24,933
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-! 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 10:52 AM
24,934
WHAT 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:07 AM
24,935
last night my wife was like YOU NEED TO DRINK ALL THIS BEER IN THE FRIDGE THERE'S NO ROOM 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:08 AM
24,936
i'm like K 
From: b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:09 AM
24,937
i only get sexier to women when i'm all on beer 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:11 AM
24,938
She's like an epic cheesecake maker.
I need to scope out storefronts or something for her. 
From: jiffeee joined a gym solely to watch old guys shower
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:11 AM
24,939
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E66u4RLM81U&feature=related

lol 
From: b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:12 AM
24,940
holy crap, this chick i bang sometimes just linked me pics of her on halloween. she was the one person in america clever enough to dress up as lady gaga and her gay little friend dressed up as perez. well their pic and tons like it got posted on perez hilton and she's thrilled... =/

i don't think i can stick my penis in that anymore 
From: Spanky the internet isnt a place for self respect
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:14 AM
24,941
i don't think i can stick my penis in that anymore

Yeah, you're probably better off keeping your penis away from all that. :-\ 
From: jiffeee joined a gym solely to watch old guys shower
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:14 AM
24,942
stop talkin about sallem 
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:25 AM
24,943
good morning. 
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:26 AM
24,944
sup bitches
 
From: Spanky the internet isnt a place for self respect
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:26 AM
24,945
heeyyyy sprriiiiiizzzzz! 
From: Spanky the internet isnt a place for self respect
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:27 AM
24,946
duuuuuukkkkeeee 
From: Spanky the internet isnt a place for self respect
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:27 AM
24,947
Whoa, wait, duke and spriz conspicuously show up at the same time...

DUKE AND SPRIZ DID THE HIBBIDY DIBBIDY!!! 
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:29 AM
24,948
hello, spanky! how are you? 
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:29 AM
24,949
BZZZT INCORRECT. 
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
 
Date: 11/7/09 @ 11:30 AM
(more) 24,950
we totally hibbidy bibbidy-ed it up. 
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