More puddin for your space shorts.
wow, i have medis and screw... at the sametime
whenever i see fear's profile photo i am reminded of crispin glover on letterman.
and you're probably a clumsy fuck.
I have a headache. I blame the gay one.
go call your boyfriend
Go....Shut up!
I think I'm about ready for some HEAT PEANS.
im ready to go home!!!
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:30 PM
21,359
Do too, jackarse.
Just...not yet, apparently.
Just...not yet, apparently.
so, i buy a lot of shit from amazon, right?
we went in halvsies with another couple on a prime subscription, and it's pretty much the shit.
The thing is, though, that when I open up amazon.com, it shows my recommendations like BAM, so when I buy my wife something for her birthday, I've got to go through and manually tell it to not offer me shit based on my purchasing that item, or she catches on:
"hmm, i've been bitching about wanting a gps unit and all of jason's item recommendations are dashboard gps friction mounts and gps carrying cases...hmmmm"
but, i don't want to disable those recommendations forever. I would like an option to disable recommendations based on a given product until after a specific date.
THIS I COMMAND!
we went in halvsies with another couple on a prime subscription, and it's pretty much the shit.
The thing is, though, that when I open up amazon.com, it shows my recommendations like BAM, so when I buy my wife something for her birthday, I've got to go through and manually tell it to not offer me shit based on my purchasing that item, or she catches on:
"hmm, i've been bitching about wanting a gps unit and all of jason's item recommendations are dashboard gps friction mounts and gps carrying cases...hmmmm"
but, i don't want to disable those recommendations forever. I would like an option to disable recommendations based on a given product until after a specific date.
THIS I COMMAND!
it's currently 1:33pm and i have not seen my penis today
you're probably a clumsy fuck
i don't get it.
jiffeee said:
/hugs volshe
/hugs volshe
Aw, Jiffee!
How are you?
charlotte, you can call me when you have headaches but you can't be all bitchy
From: Hip About Time - "I want bitches crying in clean Cadillacs at my funeral"
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:33 PM
21,365
I might be able to do something about getting you in touch with the Extensive Enterprises online catalogue Stinga..
nowwwww i have ur attention volshe
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:35 PM
21,367
perhaps NOW it is errand running time
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:39 PM
21,368
dagnabit.
spriz, enough with the potty mouth.
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:44 PM
21,370
frickafrack.
This whole weekend girlfriend thing is bizarre to me
especially after living with someone for over a year
stupid steps backward and all that
especially after living with someone for over a year
stupid steps backward and all that
GEEZ
espritdescalier said:
frickafrack.
frickafrack.
spriz, you could make a sailor blush.
24 inches of head
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:46 PM
21,375
man, i like neutral milk hotel
I've got something in my pocket.
From: JackArse didn't ASK to be completely rad; he's just playing the hand that was dealt to him!
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:46 PM
21,377
espritdescalier said:
perhaps NOW it is errand running time
perhaps NOW it is errand running time
you're not doing anything leahloo.
might as well just stay here with us where it's warm.
KEYS
haze, is it going jingalingaling?
If so, it's just a little change.
If so, it's just a little change.
Nnnnnoooo
lint
Hip About Time said:
I might be able to do something about getting you in touch with the Extensive Enterprises online catalogue Stinga..
I might be able to do something about getting you in touch with the Extensive Enterprises online catalogue Stinga..
i don't know what this means, and if it's an insult, i won't respond.
Reach in and find out. Lef... right front... wait, left front pocket.
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:49 PM
21,384
Spanky said:
spriz, you could make a sailor blush.
spriz, you could make a sailor blush.
I can do offensive hand gestures as well.
From: Hip About Time - "I want bitches crying in clean Cadillacs at my funeral"
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:51 PM
21,385
Beestinga said:
i don't know what this means, and if it's an insult, i won't respond.
i don't know what this means, and if it's an insult, i won't respond.
I dont insult first or out of the blue Stinga, Extensive Eterprises is the fake company that Cobra uses to hide many of their terroristic activities, when you referenced Serpentor I thought you would get it
oops, nope. sorry.
if i were the true holder of the serpentor alias, i would surely have gotten it.
as it was, it went clear over my head.
googling for "extensive enterprises" online catalog returned a comic book store.
i thought you were just really bad at calling me a nerd.
if i were the true holder of the serpentor alias, i would surely have gotten it.
as it was, it went clear over my head.
googling for "extensive enterprises" online catalog returned a comic book store.
i thought you were just really bad at calling me a nerd.
From: Hip About Time - "I want bitches crying in clean Cadillacs at my funeral"
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:54 PM
21,387
When I call people nerds, there will be a THACO reference.
Oh, dumb training for an hour? Really? A whole hour? What a waste.
From: Fox Jeffworthy received a cease and desist from Jeff, but is suspicious of "Aterny Lawrence Cableguy"
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:56 PM
21,389
It's THAC0, douche
Hip About Time said:
When I call people nerds, there will be a THACO reference.
When I call people nerds, there will be a THACO reference.
THAT one i cau...awww, shit.
From: Hip About Time - "I want bitches crying in clean Cadillacs at my funeral"
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:59 PM
21,391
tadow
From: Fox Jeffworthy received a cease and desist from Jeff, but is suspicious of "Aterny Lawrence Cableguy"
Date: 11/3/09 @ 1:01 PM
21,392
I need to find a mailing address for the studio musicians who did "Blame It On the Rain"
Cause I'm sendin' them motherfuckers a check
"Girl you know it's true" too. Why not
Cause I'm sendin' them motherfuckers a check
"Girl you know it's true" too. Why not
This is gonna be ddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumbbbbpppp
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 1:02 PM
21,394
they gonna teach you how to dumb
I'm well-versed!
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 1:02 PM
21,396
star of the show!
LOOKAME LOOKAME
From: Hip About Time - "I want bitches crying in clean Cadillacs at my funeral"
Date: 11/3/09 @ 1:05 PM
21,398
espritdescalier said:
man, i like neutral milk hotel
man, i like neutral milk hotel
dudes voice is ALWAYS a half step flat and out of key
ALWAYS
but at least they didnt use auto tune, god it is so obvious they didnt use autotune.
Were they just giving away record deals as a door prize that day?
dudes voice is ALWAYS a half step flat and out of key
haha... ok, maybe not a whole half-step, but it does hang just under.
haven't listened to them in forever... wonder if I still like it.
Slather it.
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