told you so 

why wasnt i informed of the newness? 

Jiffies, what was the deal with all the jet action this weekend?

I was sitting outside at Sonic eating cheese curds and drinking a rootbeer and watched several jets fly over in formation for a good few hours. 

carry on bout yer plan of the day Sallem

ignore the noisey airplanes 

Why don't you just answer my question, gaytard. 

it's October.. end of the fiscal year.

we are trying to get the last 8 aircraft up... ready for sale back to the navy and marines.

so we are flying extra flight hours to troubleshoot problems.

also, you have other lines doing the same. Various other aircraft are flying as well.

Deadline sallem...
DEADLINE!!!! 

Neat-o.

Make me a test pilot. 

sallem i need you to go clothes shopping with me 

Fuck yes. I need a dress myself. 

It's okay. I'm back. 

u wear dresses? 

I wear dresses like all the time.

I'm going to a wedding at NAS on Saturday and I realized that I don't have church-type dresses.
The one I really want to wear is too short for religion. 

well shit. Good luck..

you might meet Mr Sallem... lol and runoff and elope 

I don't do military men, jiffies. 

so you got higher vaginal standards then..

ok 

jiffeee said:

so you got higher vaginal standards then..

Don't you? 

yes, that i expect in a woman.

that's good of you.

I wasn't expecting you to be a Pelvic Kwiki Mart.

hopefully one day we can meet for lunch or goto a tupperware party. 

Dear Cox Cable customer's,

Windows 98 is NOT modern.

Thanks. 

I wasn't expecting you to be a Pelvic Kwiki Mart.

I read that as "Pelvic Kiwi Mart".

hopefully one day we can meet for lunch or goto a tupperware party.

I don't do Tupperware. But I love Panera! 

i have never even walked into a Panera Bread establishment. So that would be new to me. 

its nothing special. 

bbl 

hi friends.
panera bread is tasty.

i told my boss this morning to pay me more money.
he agreed.
said he'll talk to the big boss lady that actually gets to decide how much i get paid.
problem is we just started a new fiscal year.
i'm pretty sure nothing will happen, or i will get 5% or something like that and they'll think they've done right by me.
6 years here (counting my time as a student; about 2 years full time in my current position) and I get paid less than teachers starting out,
and I work 12 months/year. 

at a certain point they have to realize that you realize that they're taking advantage of you 

Beestinga said:

i'm pretty sure nothing will happen, or i will get 5% or something like that and they'll think they've done right by me.
6 years here (counting my time as a student; about 2 years full time in my current position) and I get paid less than teachers starting out,
and I work 12 months/year.

The only way to handle this is to throw your balls up on the boss lady's desk. 

man, i forgot that aerosmith actually rocks.

why do i fall in and out of bands like that? 

Overexposure 

sALLem said:

The only way to handle this is to throw your balls up on the boss lady's desk.

ok. i would kind of expect this response from a dude, but coming from a lady, I know this is legit.
Should I bring candy or chocolates or flowers or something with me when I go into her office and put my balls on her desk? 

sup ladies and bitches 

if i swallow anything evil
stick your finger down my throat.

some of the best rock lyrics ever 

jeez, this classic rock station is awesome!

but i've made up my mind. i aint wastin no more time. 

Should I bring candy or chocolates or flowers or something with me when I go into her office and put my balls on her desk?

1. chocolate
2. flowers
3. lube
4. condoms
5. profit 

I'm not an alias. 

Here I Go Agaiiinnnn 

haze said:

I'm not an alias.

Whatever. We all know you're phucifino. 

I don't remember much of anything from the fazed vid chat last night.
Except doing the hand thing in slow mo... 

Saturday night was fun. 

Well, entertaining at least... 

After seeing Lady Gaga on SNL this past weekend, I have to say...YES, I would do her. I might make her wear one of those head dress thingamajiggers but she was looking less butterface then normal....like, I cant believe it's not butterface. 

you want her to tickle your sphincter with her giant pink bean don't you? 

I actually thought she looked more butterface and drag queeny than ever

but I liked her little piano shtick

though I wish she hadnt worn that gyrosphere junk.

WATCH THE RINGS ORBIT ME FOR 1.5 MINUTES BEFORE I SIT DOWN AT A PIANO AND HAVE TO PLAY AROUND THEM FOR 5 MINUTES 

So I know this is a bit long and it's kind of a local topic, but we've got a columnist here in Toronto named Rosie Dimanno

and she's probably the biggest piece of shit in the world. 

She was trying to grind her vag so hard in that latex like Mark Mgrath in that sugar ray video. She's all "Look! No Peen!!! GRIND GRIND GRIND" 

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/705372

forgetting someone dear davey? 

wtf why did it quote the URL and not the text? fuck it 

Trust me bobby, it's not much higher than your "Charlie the Caterpillar" reading level. 

Hey, I read Charlie the Caterpillar in three months.
And it said 2 - 4 years on the cover... 

keates, honestly, am I just being oversensitive? I can't believe that article was written.

"He killed himself after we mistakenly called him a pedophile, so that proves he was a pedophile" 

geodave said:

So I know this is a bit long and it's kind of a local topic, but we've got a columnist here in Toronto named Rosie Dimanno

and she's probably the biggest piece of shit in the world.

she's also a terrible writer. 

It is a moot issue, whether suicide is an act of cowardice or courage.

sloppy and lazy.