I'm gonna try to get a new mic today so I can actually make words with my voice tonight. 

what a sexy fun time for us. 

Without question.

I will berate you all with my thoughts on hookers and moral righteousness for seven hours straight.

It's going to be the best night of your lives. 

I'm getting a hooker tonight and bringing her on cam. 

please don't offend her. 

I'm gonna make the blow job gesture with my mouth for 45
minutes while I say things like "does it smell like herpes in here?"
and "bitch betta have my mothafuckin' money." 

hater 

Fine, I'll keep it to myself.

You tell your hooker friend he or she got lucky.

This time. 

I just got on, and there was a "durrdyburd" in there already, and my name popped up as "durrdyburd644104" or some shit.

What the hell? 

http://www.tinychat.com/fazed 

It's me, moob, and DB in there....come join us!!! 

:o) 

we needs more people with cams to join us...right now, it's just me and threeks with cams. 

I'm in. 

Just as I get out.

For shame. 

AFter I'm done folding and watching the rest of the B-52's on ACL. 

i'm out till I have a cam again. 

I have cam again! Get there! 

I may be on again soon! 

I really want to partake in this dammit! 

Just jump on. You can chat anyways. 

Dive in, people.

The water's fiiiine. 

I just calculated it.

12-minute delay.

12 doggone minutes. 

I'm getting buzzed. On camera. 

Bummer, dude.

You're missing out on some scintillating conversation...

And by that, I mean you really aren't. 

Thought the echo through cmetz's speakers and mic were kinda awesome. Makes me want to hook up rack effects to a mic, then have it input into my comp instead of the crappy built-in mic that mostly just picks up the running fans. 

Why are you sluts so insisting on seeing my cock?

Fine... But jeez, this is no way to get to my heart. 

WHERE IS EVERYONE??? 

i burned my hand. badly. can't hold controller. can't even fap.

/overshare 

That's why Darwin gave you two hands. 

I really need to find a webcam and mic. I miss the chatting with fazers. 

i'mma check this shite out right quick 

all lurkers - no cameras 

So, is it on the tinychat url? I can't figure out how to find fazed live ... yeah, I'm dumb. 

http://www.tinychat.com/fazed

Click it. 

Thanks, CH 

YAY, lets do this :D 

I want some b3kcy in this.. .shes so cute! 

WHAT 

pinks drunk and hitting on everyone 

Fuck can't believe I missed that. 

I kind of don't want to try because every time I go in there, it says I'm already there.

So, if you're seeing durrdyburd (or any variation thereof), or fazedsmb (or any variation thereof), it's not me.
I'm not there.

I don't know why it's doing this. 

i see two of you in there. 

I see two durrtybirds and two fazedsmb's. How many aliases do you need? 

i don't get it. nothing is happening. 

I originally went in there under the name "durrdyburd" because that's my twitter name.
When I tried to go back the next day, "durrdyburd" was alread showing up as being in the room, so it automatically added numbers at the end of that name.
After that, I tried going in as "fazedsmb".
Later, I tried that name again, but once again, it was showing up as being already in there (in addition to the 2 "durrdyburd" aliases), so again, it added a number.

Now, I'm saying fuck it, because I don't know why it's doing this to me. 

it remembered my chosen username. maybe you can clear the cache or whatever and try again?

i just ended though. im going to bed 

it's hoppin now 

I"ll be there later on tonight. Drunk. 

How late is later?