Hey damnit! I've been clean for like... well, what time is it? Ok... like 15 minutes, back up off me! 

Sarah's birthday is on the 30th of November. Given that she and I have been having more than just a touch of a rough patch I think my focus should be on being with her and treating her to a more than fabulous birthday rather than spending a bunch of money to go get drunk with y'all.

No offense, but home is where my heart needs to be at this point in time if I want to keep my girl. 

And she can't come? 

I'm sure Fnk is capable of shoing her a great time. 

shoing.

rhymes with boing. 

harsh. 

and your followup post negates the need for the first one... 

if she's not over 45 I don't think funk will be very entertaining 

omg i can't wait to meet you hax.
i'm serious.
i'm gonna hug the fuck out of you and pick you up while doing it. 

greatgordon said:

I'm sure Fnk is capable of shoing her a great time.

FnkDrSpok likes this! 

haxorMAX said:

if she's not over 45 I don't think funk will be very entertaining

Look here chester, just because you just recently stopped cruising highschool parkinglots doesn't make you any better than me and my "retiree" affinity. 

greatgordon said:

And she can't come?

School.
This is her senior year and it's incredibly difficult at this point.
She is studying till 1am and getting up early to go study more. Writing papers all weekend. Translating shit night and day. It's ridiculous. 

Does trolling Grad students make me in a special category? 

nobody cares. 

School.
This is her senior year and it's incredibly difficult at this point.

Ahhh... taking her aross state lines without parental permission is the issue... I get it now. 

razor:
i can't wait to touch dem titties. i still have the photo you sent me. with the assault rifle in the background. 

i can't wait to touch dem titties. i still have the photo you sent me. with the assault rifle in the background.

I'm bringing a can of mace. MY BODY, MY CHOICE!!! 

I support razor! 

fuck that. you hold him down. 

I'll support his boobs when the bra comes off. 

also - i hope all y'all like mind erasers. 

I am gonna need em medisconna if razor pulls out the titties 

My clothes stay on and covering all of me... none of this stripping me bullshit 

And just what is Hax supposed to do with the stripper pole he is having installed?! 

i'm just kidding razie baby. i only want a high five. 

Think all my moving bullshit is going to iron itself out by next week, so I will possibly in for some shenanigans that weekend.

Probably just roll up Saturday though 

Welcome aboard.

I can't wait till purple nurple's you. 

Duuuuuuuude.

We gotta eat at Hell Burger for lunch one of the days. What day is everyone wanting to do tourist shit? We should get hellburgers on the other day. 

Who the heck stickied this? It's way too early for a sticky. I'm sending an email to moderators@fazed.org. 

Good question scurms.

An agenda is in order. 

I ooze stickiness. 

Who the heck stickied this? It's way too early for a sticky.

wangs prolly did it. 

Possible Agenda said:

Tourist Shit:
tourists can fill this out

Other Shit:
Hell Burger
Git Crunk
Gallery Place Bowling Alley
DC Homies can fill this one out

 

I vote chilling at TT Reynolds one night. 

If you guys are planning to do Adams Morgan one night, then Atomic Billiards might be good for a before or after. It's generally not very crowded, it's right next to the Cleveland Park metro, and it's got the second best jukebox in DC. 

TTs is gone bro.

Sorry to be the one to break the news to you.

RIP 

It's alright, I've got a time machine... in my pants. 

I'm gonna take a piss with Spanky just so I can sneak a look at his flux capacitor. 

I love it when people tell me to go flux myself. 

Spanky said:

I love it when people tell me to go flux myself.

"Well, it’s been quite a while since anybody’s called me a tyke" 

thanks stan. I'm out 

i cannot WAIT to not show up to this. 

medi's in?

i'm out. 

i'm getting a friction burn with all this in and out. 

a bit dry are ya? 

borrow some lube from the dating thread guys... 

I was just about to say that sprout.

They now have bacon flavor. I'm still waiting for them to come out with the bacon flavored lube to match the set: Obama 

That was supposed to say Obama flavored lube. Totally fucked that one up. 

So I might be out. I am kind of seeing a guy, and its early in a relationship to be running off to hang out with a bunch of internet people. Definitely too early to introduce him to fazed. Guess I will just have to go visit my cousin that weekend. I think he lives in VA or somewhere nearby. Oops, sorry, no pics. Camera broke. 

good way to start things out.

i'm back in.