she probably wheezes in this really creepy and gross way,
but other than that, quiet. unless she's trying to make someone jealous. 

I bet she gets a lot of pearl necklaces. 

do you think she prefers to be on top or on bottom? 

You guys are disgusting. 

top. 

it's a tough call, i mean...she probably doesn't want to do much work, but she really likes to control the situation.. 

But never from behind. 

I'm sure she is loads of fun in bed. She strikes me as the punching kind. I love that. 

falcon punching? 

i bet she likes the lights on so she can admire all of the tattoos/piercings 

If it weren't for all those tattoos and piercings, I would have volunteered a pity fuck. 

So last week I hear from a friend of mine (A) that his good friend (B) is engaged.
Because I know B is an awesome guy, my first instinct was "that's great news! good for him!"
If it had been anyone else, my first reaction would have been "is she pregnant"

Then today, I hear from another friend of mine that the fiancee is preggers.
::facepalm:: 

You should never sign a legal document based off the fact that someone is pregnant. Take my word for that. 

Yeah, that is like having diabetes and volunteering to have cancer. 

Yeah you don't want to pay child support like Fnk does. 

myusername said:

Then today, I hear from another friend of mine that the fiancee is preggers.
::facepalm::

Well, the standard male "What the hell did you do THAT for?" covers you in all cases. 

yeah, taking responsibility for your actions is too "womanly" 

You can take responsibilty for your actions without involving sham matrimony into the mix. 

Aliquis said:

Yeah you don't want to pay child support like Fnk does.

I was just talking about a mortgage. Child support is a whole other topic. 

How many of us are in therapy because daddy wanted to do the right thing? 

My parents never were married, thank god.
My mom didn't want a third failed marriage. 

Are you the third child? 

Ladies,

How ugly is too ugly? 

Ask the guy who gets a few first dates but never any return calls or any substantial friendships developed from said first dates. He normally cooks for them and shows them how in tune with nature he is. He also reminds me of this guy aka The Doormat. 

What is this? High School? No, I am talking real world here. 

A nice smile and a sense of humor goes further for me than any amount of good looks. Although it's easier to notice the handsome ones first. 

well, if you can buy them a pitcher of booze they'll bang you.

then it's important to demean them for wanting to bang you so soon
and to tell them not to interfere with your gig as a rockstar. 

I've been labeled too ugly to date on some girl's blog. It's not that I am hurt, it's just that it is so vague. 

How ugly is too ugly?

Me ugly is too ugly 

baba give item said:

your gig as a rockstar.

Anyone can be a rockstar, you just have to have a following. 

David Koresh had a following , he wasn't a rockstar 

I need a following.
Preferably a following with D cups. 

I need a following. Can you imagine the trouble I could cause if people actually listened to me? :D 

You can do a lot with a little manipulation and purple punch. 

She may not look the part, but she can really clobber 

remember ravishing rick rude? 

My visible bad features:

-Big giant oily nose right in the middle of my face
-crooked spine
-oversized earlobes
-bad skin
-shoulders of a nine year old
-sub-par teeth
-the beginning of male-pattern baldness. 

screwbacca said:

remember ravishing rick rude?

Everytime I look in the mirror, dude. 

All my bad features are below my neck. Except the whole 'bald' thing. But I'd like to think I wear it well. 

Oh and he's getting married in the next month or so.
I swear, I only know one person from my schoolin' days who has gotten married without a babby involved 

That is so sad? Rural setting? 

-the beginning of male-pattern baldness.

I have this, my father shaves his bald. I'm not ready to go there yet but it's inevitable. 

I'm thinking of doing the rogaine thing. 

Where were you when I did my "I has hair" thread. 

Well, If I were starving, I sure as fuck would not visit the "I has Steak" thread. 

I'm practicing my combover
/not a rural setting 

A nice smile and a sense of humor goes further for me than any amount of good looks.

....shit 

DB told me to do the skullet. Just grow dreads around the plateau and the rest will just work itself out. 

duke of slander said:

....shit

Ha! You're fucked, buddy! :D 

DB told me to do the skullet. Just grow dreads around the plateau and the rest will just work itself out.

That's the dreaded skullet.

The regular skullet is the province of sleazy dudes and fans of Steely Dan.