I'm gonna guess bicycle seat.
well that's odd....
let's go to our judges!
let's go to our judges!
YOUR A SEAGULL
From: rachelrose is my newt
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:12 PM
40
I WANT SOME TAQUITOS
From: wittyusername
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:13 PM
41
I dodged a bullet the other night, thanks to too much alcohol.
This friendly, fairly attractive coworker had invited me out to drink with some of her friends last weekend,
and we had a great time.
She invited me out again Saturday night, and I met up with her again, and an entirely new group of friends.
She's being very touchy-feely, showing me her "boobie shirt" (pretty generous cleavage hidden under her jacket... I was surprised),
asking if I can drive her to the after-party, stuff like that.
So far, so good, I'm thinking.
The bullet dodging came when she drunkenly spilled the beans, that she's legally married,
separated, and doing her best to "get back at [her] ex" (who, it turns out, is a cop), by sleeping with a lot of guys.
I'm pretty sure I was expected to be her next notch in Operation PissOfftheGuywithaGun,
so who knows, maybe I dodged more than one bullet.
Perhaps I'm reading too much into it all; maybe she's just a really affectionate girl. When she's drunk.
Anyway, there, a somewhat topical story to start the new thread off with a bang whimper.
From: idsaluteyou bub thinks you're hitty
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:13 PM
42
THAT DIDNT EVEN RHYMO
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:13 PM
43
I WANT SOME TAQUITOS
I love you
From: duke of slander longs to sniff sallem's
From: rachelrose is my newt
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:12 PM
40
I WANT SOME TAQUITOS
From: wittyusername
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:13 PM
41
I dodged a bullet the other night, thanks to too much alcohol.
This friendly, fairly attractive coworker had invited me out to drink with some of her friends last weekend,
and we had a great time.
She invited me out again Saturday night, and I met up with her again, and an entirely new group of friends.
She's being very touchy-feely, showing me her "boobie shirt" (pretty generous cleavage hidden under her jacket... I was surprised),
asking if I can drive her to the after-party, stuff like that.
So far, so good, I'm thinking.
The bullet dodging came when she drunkenly spilled the beans, that she's legally married,
separated, and doing her best to "get back at [her] ex" (who, it turns out, is a cop), by sleeping with a lot of guys.
I'm pretty sure I was expected to be her next notch in Operation PissOfftheGuywithaGun,
so who knows, maybe I dodged more than one bullet.
Perhaps I'm reading too much into it all; maybe she's just a really affectionate girl. When she's drunk.
Anyway, there, a somewhat topical story to start the new thread off with a bang whimper.
From: idsaluteyou bub thinks you're hitty
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:13 PM
42
THAT DIDNT EVEN RHYMO
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:13 PM
43
I WANT SOME TAQUITOS
I love you
From: duke of slander longs to sniff sallem's
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 2/23/09 @ 6:22 PM
54
show me bicycle seat!
FACT
Because I know Rachel wrote it thinking of the Simpsons old jewish man.
NO WHAMMIES NO WHAMMIES
idsaluteyou bub said:
NO WHAMMIES NO WHAMMIES
NO WHAMMIES NO WHAMMIES
oh man, "Press Your Luck" was a great show....
now you like, have to answer questions and shit.... lame
1 + 1 = 2
2 + 2 = 4
4 + 4 = 8
8 + 8 = 16
16 + 16 = 32
32 + 32 = 64
64 + 64 = 128
128 + 128 = 256
256 + 256 = 512
512 + 512 = 1024
1024 + 1024 = 2048
2048 + 2048 = 4096
4096 + 4096 = 8192
8192 + 8192 = 16384
16384 + 16384 = 32768
32768 + 32768 = 65536
65536 + 65536 = 131072
131072 + 131072 = 262144
262144 + 262144 = 524288
524288 + 524288 = 1048576
1048576 + 1048576 = 2097152
2097152 + 2097152 = 4194304
4194304 + 4194304 = 8388608
8388608 + 8388608 = 16777216!!
2 + 2 = 4
4 + 4 = 8
8 + 8 = 16
16 + 16 = 32
32 + 32 = 64
64 + 64 = 128
128 + 128 = 256
256 + 256 = 512
512 + 512 = 1024
1024 + 1024 = 2048
2048 + 2048 = 4096
4096 + 4096 = 8192
8192 + 8192 = 16384
16384 + 16384 = 32768
32768 + 32768 = 65536
65536 + 65536 = 131072
131072 + 131072 = 262144
262144 + 262144 = 524288
524288 + 524288 = 1048576
1048576 + 1048576 = 2097152
2097152 + 2097152 = 4194304
4194304 + 4194304 = 8388608
8388608 + 8388608 = 16777216!!
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 2/23/09 @ 6:29 PM
60
i'm not following.....
are you dating math?
are you dating math?
You + Me = Chemistry.
Something something Calculus.
Remember that?
Something something Calculus.
Remember that?
definitely not a prime piece of ass
bashturn said:
Because I know Rachel wrote it thinking of the Simpsons old jewish man.
Because I know Rachel wrote it thinking of the Simpsons old jewish man.
<3
"Do you like math? Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!"
To this day, I cannot say "Taquitos" without doing the voice.
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 2/23/09 @ 6:32 PM
66
too complicated.
walk up to a girl, point at her crotch, and say "someone gonna eat that?"
walk up to a girl, point at her crotch, and say "someone gonna eat that?"
You + Me = Chemistry.
Something something Calculus.
Remember that?
Something something Calculus.
Remember that?
I know my calculus, it says you + me = us
N2gether!! Oh man, they had some good songs.
too complicated.
walk up to a girl, point at her crotch, and say "someone gonna eat that?"
walk up to a girl, point at her crotch, and say "someone gonna eat that?"
I love you already.
it was just 2ge+her
Girl algebra or trigonometry could never equal up
To what you do to me
So let's intergrate
Don't differentiate
If you were in my class,
There ain't no way i could pass
I hate english, gym, and not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
No philosophy could ever come between us
But we'll always have our calculus
To what you do to me
So let's intergrate
Don't differentiate
If you were in my class,
There ain't no way i could pass
I hate english, gym, and not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
No philosophy could ever come between us
But we'll always have our calculus
walk up to a girl, point at her crotch, and say "someone gonna eat that?"
"Here, let me clear you off a place to sit!" /wipes face
aww i love dodgy chat up lines!
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 2/23/09 @ 6:35 PM
72
i noticed you're drinking a vodka tonic, wanna have sex?
"let's go behind a tree and grope eachother."
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 2/23/09 @ 6:36 PM
74
you had me at behind.
"Let me take you behind a middle-school, bend you over and get you pregnant"
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 2/23/09 @ 6:37 PM
76
"let me put my hoo-hah in your chah-chi, tee-hee"
If math had an estate it would sue.
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 2/23/09 @ 6:38 PM
79
hmm...... what i meant to say was....
so my friends and i were talking over there and they bet that you wouldn't come home with me and have unfulfilling, drunk sex....
"You make my balls wet. What do you say we go back to your place and make my dick barf all over your ears?"
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
The one that always work:
"Can you come over and help me build my Ikea bookcase?"
"Can you come over and help me build my Ikea bookcase?"
"I lost my phone number, can I hate-fuck you and neither call nor respect you ever again?"
PINK!!! OVER HERE PINK!!!!
/waves arms furiously
PIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/waves arms furiously
PIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she'll be lost, and so confused....
/sobs
/sobs
i said this in the dead thread,
and i'm reposting it here because it's too valuable to be lost.
and i'm reposting it here because it's too valuable to be lost.
and in today's follow-up piece; girls that are "one of the guys".
these women are balanced individuals and, hence, far superior to uber-feminine types.
they invariably have developed strong relationships with the men in their lives,
which makes them a desirable partner for any guy.
however, as they mature, they will find themselves drawn to guys
who will do "womanly" things, like cooking, cleaning and yoga
and lacking patience in their relationships with uber-masculineº types.
nature is balance.
______
º proto-homosexuals
these women are balanced individuals and, hence, far superior to uber-feminine types.
they invariably have developed strong relationships with the men in their lives,
which makes them a desirable partner for any guy.
however, as they mature, they will find themselves drawn to guys
who will do "womanly" things, like cooking, cleaning and yoga
and lacking patience in their relationships with uber-masculineº types.
nature is balance.
______
º proto-homosexuals
Do NOT knock up your girlfriend.
Don't worry.
For the past eight months, I've been faking it.
someone PM her and let her know this exists. She's too self absorbed to actually read the thread and if it's not directed at her, there's no way she'll even notice.
"sometimes i like to piss off this here porch like this."
DAMN! 997 PAGES!!!
WHY GOD WHY!
WHY GOD WHY!
Aliquis said:
someone PM her and let her know this exists. She's too self absorbed to actually read the thread and if it's not directed at her, there's no way she'll even notice.
someone PM her and let her know this exists. She's too self absorbed to actually read the thread and if it's not directed at her, there's no way she'll even notice.
Maybe it'd be like the end of "The Truman Show".
She'll see the old thread locked, be all, "Huh.",
walk away from her computer, and be normal*.
______________________________________________
*Warning: "normal" does not exist.
the rules of dating insist upon premeditation
rather than simply allowing things to happen.
artificial vs. natural
civilization vs. wilderness
this is why i don't date. i only love.
rather than simply allowing things to happen.
artificial vs. natural
civilization vs. wilderness
this is why i don't date. i only love.
is that from the same book Stoney has?
I dreamt that she and Matt filmed themselves fucking. Matt posted it in the internet, and she came here to post the pornhub link and bitch about Matt egregious act of disrespect for her privacy.
That would be sooooooooooo Pink.
That would be sooooooooooo Pink.
i bet she makes the most messed up faces.
do you think she is the loud or quiet type?
I bet she does the money shot like a pro.
she's out with Wad now eating burritos at her local Chipotle. I am betting a great argument is going to ensue once she gets home - but she's going to start it because Matt isn't acting jealous.
I bet she cries a lot when she climaxes
I bet she likes to talk about her feelings and then watch a movie like "Pretty Woman."
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