Morning all! 

I have something wrong with my ears.
A dull sensation like I was in an audio booth, but at the same time a high pitched whistling.
To the doctors methinks. 

Audio booth sound is often from having your ear clogged. Might not be anything worse than that, but definitely check it. 

HOLY SHIT TURK

UD! Young Einstein and his dooky gold rope!

Good work son!

How was the gig? 

one of those chaps is wearing a hat...but he's inside.
elton john used to do that, i believe.

really don't fancy working today. luckily i have wednesday off to recover from the shock. 

yo 

Homeward bound. Got a bit of a trek though. Canvey Island 

Homeward bound. Got a bit of a trek though. Canvey Island 

Caaaaanvey!! Southend's pikey brother. I love the place 

Much badness, much, much badness happened this weekend for me

Friday night the crazy girl came to manchester
rang my phone constantly and spend her time making threats about killing herself if i didn't come over,
i didn't, neither did she

Saturday night, she came round to my flat at 3am
i went outside and told her i wanted nothing to do with her
she rang my doorbell a few times and kept calling demanding i gave her a lighter
so i went and passed one to her
and she jumped into my hall
i ended up having to literally throw her out.
so she spent the next hour ringing my door bell constantly until i called the police.
then she left

5 hours later on sunday morning the police arrived and said this was a waste of their time

Sunday evening she shows up again
doesn't do anything
just hangs around outside of the flat

Monday i go to work
get a call at 3pm from the girlfriend
she had been sent home early from work and all this is making her an emotional wreck
gets home to find the crazy girl in the back of a police van
and the police just about to smash my front door in

The crazy girl had been trying to break into my flat
one of my neighbours had called the police and the crazy girl had told them that the missus had stabbed me and i was dying in my flat
the missus let the police into the flat they saw i wasn't there
and they took the crazy girl away after telling the missus that they would deal it.

30 minutes after speaking to the missus i start getting missed calls from the crazy girl again
all the police had done was to take her to the train station and dump her there
no charges, no phoning a relative, not even getting her to see a doctor
they couldn't be bothered

there is more i could tell you of
but i want to keep it short and sweet

so how was everyone else's weekend? 

that's...dramatic, kc.

did you ever knob this lass? if so, looks like you did quite a job.
would imagine that the police would section her for yesterday's antics, no? 

Dude bad times. Could you get her sectioned?

I now know what happened with the cops and my ticket due to a friend remembering... I got arrested for pissing in the coldest darkest loneliest corner behind a station in london. I checked there was no one around, did my business and as I walked back out there were 2 PCSOs who had spotted me go into the alley and waited and then told me to wait while they called backup. The two cops that turned up couldn't believe that the PCSOs had called them, and walked off to leave the PCSOs to write me a ticket. 

since when was going into a ginnel a crime?
they didn't see you pissing.
must've been bored. 

Jesus man, that sounds bad.

I'd try and out-crazy her. Go find out where she lives, take a shit on the doorstep, smear some on your face for good measure, then camp outside with a ghetto blaster.

It's the only way to be sure. 

We are trying to get someone to take it seriously and get her some help
because we know that she is very ill

but so far no one has helped at all

best thing is after all the things she did this weekend and on monday
she texted me last night asking; and i quote:

"Can we have sex on Thursday?"

[spolier]i wouldn't even inflict that on Hax [/spoiler] 

god damned it 

are you busy on thursday then? 

she is very ill

proper loopy i think

kill her :)

morning all

just got up......need coffee before forming coherent thoughts 

are you busy on thursday then?

i would always make time for you... 

dave in lisbon said:

are you busy on thursday then?

I just spat my tea out, thanks Dave.
I'll all alone in the office as I'm working through lunch, its oh so quiet.. 

yeah, start quoting bjork lyrics at me
like i don't have enough crazy girls on my mind 

is she fit tho kasey ?

would i do it ? 

TheGuvnor said:

Dude bad times. Could you get her sectioned?

Dunno about England, but getting someone sectioned can be quite difficult up here, especially if it's an ex-girlfriend or something like that.

Though in saying that, my sis got sectioned without our family even having a say in it. Someone decided that we weren't doing a good enough job of looking after her - which they would if they had seen her, seeing as she was anorexic - and decided that the mental institute was a better place for her than our house (where she had regular medical supervision). 

meatloaf said:

is she fit tho kasey ?

No

meatloaf said:

would i do it ?

Yes

:-) 

can you 'break them out' as such ?

how binding is it 

mad ppl that is

not kaseys stalker lol 

http://kill her :)

Loaf justice. 

Fucks sake. Can't use tinternet today 

Loaf justice

if i was a super hero this would be my name :D 

Sung to the "Ghostbusters" theme tune

LOAF JUSTICE dun dun dun dundun dur 

they call me by shining a soup leaf in the sky

ill turn up a couple days later looking a bit ruff and promptly fall asleep 

i agree with herbalised 

herbalised said:

HOLY SHIT TURK

UD! Young Einstein and his dooky gold rope!

Good work son!

How was the gig?

AMAZING

They're still amazing, really nice guys too. Awesome night. 

I love UD! Their recent albums are a bit iffy but "Journey to Anywhere" is amazing.

Did they do much old stuff?

WERE THEY SELLING MEATSHAKES :-)

So happy Einstein was wearing his fat gold chain! 

Ear infections suck.

That is all. 

pardon? 

Did they do much old stuff?

Yeah, good mix of old and new. They did a huge segment about meatshakes, trying to find out what Manchester's favourite flavour is. We chose BACON MEATSHAKE.

:D

In other news, I am having a seriously good code day today, everything's totally working, learning lots. I love days like this. Also found out about a really good project dropping in a few weeks that I'm getting to work on, can't say much at the moment, but it's big, and fun. This hard work lark is paying off, I think... 

I just got a promotion and a 3k pay rise! Woohoo! 

Good job man! /high five

That's very encouraging to hear, shows it's not impossible to get more money even in the current climate. Got my big yearly appraisal in December and I'll be making my case.

Congrats again man, super happy for you. :D 

Cheers. Online multimedia is doing very well, so you poke em! 

TheGuvnor said:

pardon?

I have another ear infection.
It hurts so much I've been take off the phones at work and am doing clerical work.
Which whilst easy, is hardly a challenge, so I'm bored. 

Sekka said:

I just got a promotion and a 3k pay rise! Woohoo!

Nice.
Congrats. 

Evening all! 

No-one in my company has had a pay rise for 2 years. The civil engineering industry is stuck at the moment, we've been good though in that we've not been doing much in the way of redundancy.

Luckily, I am quite content with doing a meaningful job and having enough to enjoy myself. I'm not money driven in the slightest, which is probably a bad thing in the workplace. 

woo for the promotion, sekka

i begin earning my bonus this month, hopefully will hit my targets

and spent lunch with someone in my new team rather than my training group. i feel like the new kid at school again ;)

bloke is making a best mans speech for the weekend, most of their stories are about souping which wouldn't go down well with the parents 

My cousin got married earlier this year. Her husband's best men (all 3 of them) got this massive cut out of him in a mankini as one of the first things in their speech and then left it out for the whole speech. It was hideous but so fookin funny. 

Morning folks.

1 job today in Waltham Abbey.

Should be home nice and early if the weather holds off. 

Glorious sunny day here 

Morning all! 

Morning all