/blushes/ 

welcome one and all to our new home

you guys just can't get past your old colonization mindset, can you?! 

YES! New thread. 

nope

teakiller

:D 

that was for stile not volshy 

the dogs going to shit itself soon

i must take her out before refreshing 

Page 2, excellent :D 

stile said:

you guys just can't get past your old colonization mindset, can you?!

hardly. i'd say it was the opposite. a shangri-la. away from all the fuck-yeah and don't-chew-speak-'merikan out there. more of a retreat with a nice garden and a gentle fountain than a full on exploit the local population and drink gin sort of a thing 

teakiller

pfft
we were just making tea on a scale you never dreamt of,
using the entire boston harbor as a teapot.
from the beginning, americans think BIG,
and it was all just a misunderstanding... 

hardly like any one outside of boston, america gives half a fuck about that tea business.
america is the notts county to britain's forest.
kind of.
obviously an analogy i haven't thought through. 

obviously an analogy i haven't thought through don't expect my audience to understand,
so that i can mock them for not understanding the geography of a country thousands of miles away from them

i'm on to your tricks 

wasn't so much geography...as football.

i mock you stile. i really do.
wait. let me do that in bold...no. can't be arsed. imagine it in bold, would you 

dog just gave me such a look of thanks

just pissed like a nutter for ages then limped back up the stairs and layed back down in her bit of the front room

bless her 

i'm kidding, stile, mate. 

someonei left some welsh for dirtyuser :D 

i fucking love dags. i have a gift with them too. give me a dag that's a nutter and i'll sort her out.
when i buy my own place next year or so, and if there's a few places for her to wander about and have a run..i'll get myself a dag. and we'll be happy as larry together.
irish saying: good with dags, bad with women.
true as fuck for me.

i'd always go for a mongrel like myself too. we're more loyal and a wee bit smarter. 

i'm with you on that one dave. i love dags. and caravans. 

i'm not so keen on caravans like.
but i love dags. crying shame i can't have one really. 

iv had dags for as long as i can remember

it will be strange to not have one

cos sheba is going to pop soon

she is alert and happy but fuck me she looks old in the last few weeks

im not getting any more until i move to a house

i only had them here cos i moved from a house to a flat 

you're lucky. just can't have them, living in a city, renting flats, being out at work all day er...occasionally.
i'd much rather have a dog than settle down with paz vega, rachel rose, halle berry or koni huq.
though i'm not sure a dag would appreciate me cooking for them as much. 

and now the rats have woke up and started fighting

wankers

that will be all night now

fight
squeek
fight
squeek 

YOU'D RATHER A DOG THAN ME

WTF DIL 

hyperbole, darlin'
course not. 

though i'm not sure a dag would appreciate me cooking for them as much

they would not appreciate the finer points of your cooking skillz but they appreciate food no matter what

best steak, yep

dead bird found in park, yep

own puke and poo, sorted 

i meant AND koni huq 

no. obviously i didn't 

yeah doggies are just happy to eat

OMG DRY FOOD MY FAVORITE!
OMG HAMBURGER MY FAVORITE!
OMG POO MY FAVORITE!
OMG DROPPED MOUTHFUL OF FOOD MY FAVORITE!
OMG RACHEL'S LIP BALM MY FAVORITE! 

i feel a bit that way about you though, rachel. 

are you calling me fat? 

maybe not the poo 

iv seen dogs chuck up and then eat it agian

a 'cant waste that' look on their face 

no. quite the contrary i was going to ask
"have you lost weight? you look great" 

my dog eat's my cat's vomit

1. gross
2. excellent, less puke for me to pick up 

2. excellent, less puke for me to pick up

iv done that :D

not eat cat spew

but see a cat has spewed and go get the bags and cloths to clean it

when i get back its gone and the dogs looking worried

but im chuffed

saves me a job 

was that you moaning on the voice thread, rr?
i had my speakers on at an unfortunately high volume.
hopefully it wasn't meaty. as i got wood. 

LOL 

t'weren't me. at this point, any recordings i make will have music in the background.

but when i get home i'm going to do a reading of a very, very sexy e.e. cummings poem 

i imagine i'll miss it. is 01:38 here 

anyone lived in a pretty how town? hawt? 

'sp(l)ain? 

that's ok.
cummings is an american poet,
i wouldn't expect you to know anything about him. 

not that one stile.

i like my body when it is with your body. 

either that or 'she being Brand new' 

but the second one is kind of too long. 

i jus' dropped some lyrics boyz
with some flava.
you feel me?

ooh. that tickles. 

rachelrose said:

i like my body when it is with your body.

and possibly i like the thrill of under me you so quite new

For all the words in the world, these are some of the best. 

yeah, can't wait to read it for all you slobbering blokes 

I once recited it. Years back. To a recording. No idea what happened to it.

It sounded pretty awesome. 

we'll all be in our beds by then though.
and i stayed up all night, flued to the "wearing" thread hoping for less "wearing".

why must you torture me so woman! 

flued=glued. with my accent. sort of. ok no