So what shall we discuss first in the new thread? 

Who said you could start the new thread? 

Hooray, a new adventure begins!!! 

I did. So I did.

So who are you voting for/voted for? Romney or McCain? 

let's attack china 

let's attack china

We could do it in defense of the planet against global warming since I guess they've recently surpassed us in CO2 emissions or something. 

Walmart sneaker factories burn a lot of coal 

Don't forget all the plastic they make to turn into toys for american kids that they paint with lead. 

Toys sold at Walmart. 

Aw, come on. The old thread was better. An Australian made it. They make everything better than us. 

I'm just so excited!!! 

banwa's Australian? 

I hope that someone finally destroys the world this year.

I've been waiting for a while. 

Toys sold at Walmart.

Of course! 

For the first time in a long time the P.O. thread has more watching it than ignoring it. 

drock007 said:

We could do it in defense of the planet against global warming since I guess they've recently surpassed us in CO2 emissions or something.

i like that angle, then we can drink the tears of those who cry hypocrisy while we go to war against CO2 emmissions by flying thousands of sorties and drive tanks driven by jet engines!

and earning a mean buck in the process, I'm fittina buy some stock in the military industrial complex

/imperialism 

I'd much prefer McCain over Romney. 

/cue "Aww not this shit again" image. 

and earning a mean buck in the process, I'm fittina buy some stock in the military industrial complex

Go with Raytheon, General Dynamics, NASSCO, and maybe Titan 

I'd much prefer McCain over Romney.

Ok getting serious here. Why? 

jhumbug said:

I'd much prefer McCain over Romney.

oh hells yes. 

Me too. 

Is it just the Mormon thing? 

Ok getting serious here. Why?

Even though McCain has gone downhill rapidly, he still seems to have a shred of decency about him.
Romney is a heartless frankenstein from beyond. 

No. It's the flipflop thing.

Two can play that game. 

It's not just the Mormon thing, but that doesn't help.
It does makes him seem out of touch. 

jhumbug said:

Even though McCain has gone downhill rapidly, he still seems to have a shred of decency about him.
Romney is a heartless frankenstein from beyond.

Jhum's on today. QFT 

It's the flipflop thing.

Yeah he does have that record of things he did in Mass being contradictory to what he says he'll do as Pres.

Meanwhile McCain was involved in the amnesty bill.

You can see why, as a registered Republican, I'm not too thrilled about the party's frontrunners. 

jhumbug said:

Even though McCain has gone downhill rapidly, he still seems to have a shred of decency about him.
Romney is a heartless frankenstein from beyond.

Good lord, yes. Mitts also has more "what you heard me say isn't what I really meant" moments than you can count. It's like he can't be trusted to let his mouth go without someone to proof it... sounds familiar, actually. 

I don't like this thread. It smells funny. 

who's donating to who 

I just wanted to post on page 1. 

Awww I thought this was really about mental masturbation.

I had one hell of an interesting conversation built up about it too.

/pouts 

http://fundrace.huffingtonpost.com/elections/

84% chance of winning to McCain? huh.

Awful pic of him on the site, looks a bit like the Enter Sandman old guy 

why are there 2 threads? One politics thread is plenty of fodder for the crazies, but two will make my head assplode! 

Damn... I wanted to end part three with a nice juicy Republicans are intolerant tiny-penised violent evil racist hypocrites who cannot think for themselves 

Part three got Sopranoed 

Take
these broken wings
and learn to fly again
learn to live so free 

the hamster wheel of logic lives on...

sigh 

jhumbug said:

I'd much prefer McCain over Romney.

Ann Coulter prefers Hillary over McCain
That confuses me
Does it mean Hillary is bad? McCain is good? 

The former 

Killed before it reached 50.000! You bastard! 

No, Ann Coulter is just a lesbian who doesn't get any; something we've long suspected. 

Hey hey! Exxon-Mobil has set another all-time record for profits. That's where hard work will get you. 

Ann Coulter 

myusername said:

Ann Coulter prefers Hillary over McCain
That confuses me
Does it mean Hillary is bad? McCain is good?

She, along with the rest of the extreme right, can't stand McCain because he is moderate.
The comment she made about campaigning for Hillary if McCain gets the nomination was just bullshit, although I do think the GOP would rather run against Hillary than Obama in the general. 

FIRST PAGE GOODNESS! OH MY! 

Lets make fun of the first person who does not make page one. 

please let it be me! 

nope