From: spittoon
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:08 PM
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for you... 
From: b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:08 PM
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my mom used to dress me in cut-off camo shorts, flannel, wallet with a chain and doc martin, leather-free vegan boots

does that offend you? 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:10 PM
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What about the guy as T-Pain in the first pick that's a great costume too! Why isn't he getting the what for!? 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:10 PM
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http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2009/10/500x_custom_1257023143792_dc_ch eerleader.jpg 
From: Ransome is rad. He is so rad.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:11 PM
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Thats actually what T-Pain looks like without auto tune. 
From: b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:11 PM
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btw ~ goddamn she looks ugly 
From: fear7trembling
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:12 PM
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back in the 60's it wasn't an issue

hahahaha, yeah, I'm sure nobody thought a thing of it. jesus.

my mom used to dress me in cut-off camo shorts, flannel, wallet with a chain and doc martin, leather-free vegan boots

does that offend you?

no... cept maybe you should be able to dress yourself by the time you can fit into a pair of DMs. 
From: b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:12 PM
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maybe i didn't want to 
From: big bro 79 doesn't bother with taglines... or does he?
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:17 PM
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Aw, mommy's little porch monkey!

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/1143/porchmonkeylr5.jpg 
From: MisterZero the H.N.I.C.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:17 PM
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b stabby said:

blacks ought to be offended by lil wayne, not this costume


I Am. Besides I bet she's HAWT. 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:19 PM
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Our girl Whitney Lil' Whitney 
From: razor is a PBR guy in a top shelf world
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:19 PM
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big bro 79 said:

Aw, mommy's little porch monkey!

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/1143/porchmonkeylr5.jpg

we're taking it back 
From: MisterZero the H.N.I.C.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:20 PM
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crToonZ said:

totally.

back in the 60's it wasn't an issue


Um.... yeah sure. I think you lived in a different 60's than I did. 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:20 PM
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http://www.blinn.edu/news/2008/Aug/Isleib.JPG

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0811/nfl.cheerleaders.week12 /images/cowboys-cheerleader%2803%29.jpg 
From: b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:21 PM
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country as fuck 
From: Ransome is rad. He is so rad.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:21 PM
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ew! 
From: Fox Jeffworthy received a cease and desist from Jeff, but is suspicious of "Aterny Lawrence Cableguy"
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:21 PM
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It just got boner in here. 
From: razor is a PBR guy in a top shelf world
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:23 PM
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I want to break my dck off in her just so this way it can stay in here forever 
From: spittoon
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:24 PM
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From the You Can't Make This Shit Up Department

Hi Whitney,
"..The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart." 1 Sam 16:7 NIV

Please do not give negative people and their thoughts free rent in your head. You are a young beautiful talent with a bright future ahead. I continue to support you and the DCC with all of my heart! As difficult as it may seem, please stay strong and prayerful. You WILL weather this storm. God Bless!!!

Ivory
 
From: crToonZ needs to think about it.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:26 PM
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Um.... yeah sure. I think you lived in a different 60's than I did.


whatever...I'm telling you that where we lived in Mass, it was not uncommon to see kids dressed up as something that is now considered "taboo". I was probably 5 or 6 when my mom dressed me up as Aunt Jhemima...

and it's fucking stupid that that people get up in arms over shit like that. It's a fucking halloween costume. 
From: MisterZero the H.N.I.C.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:27 PM
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With a name like Ivory, they must be Black. 
From: MisterZero the H.N.I.C.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:28 PM
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whatever...I'm telling you that where we lived in Mass, it was not uncommon....


Well Boston is the most racist city I've ever been to. 
From: Hip About Time - "I want bitches crying in clean Cadillacs at my funeral"
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:30 PM
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http://www.manibedani.ch/Bilder/Schallplatten/45_Touren/PaulMcCartneyStevieWonde r_EbonyAndIvory-001.jpg 
From: crToonZ needs to think about it.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:30 PM
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Oh please... 
From: razor is a PBR guy in a top shelf world
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:30 PM
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the fuck you sayin', cracka? 
From: fear7trembling
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:31 PM
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whatever...I'm telling you that where we lived in Mass, it was not uncommon to see kids dressed up as something that is now considered "taboo".

jeezum crow! casual racism like blackface went unremarked in New England?

i guess it was only a hair over a hundred years after black people started speaking out about how fucked up that gimmick was... 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:31 PM
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MisterZero said:

Well Boston is the most racist city I've ever been to.


How do did you like them apples!?! 
From: jhumbug is super green
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:33 PM
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back in the 60's it wasn't an issue


Haha best quote all day. 
From: crToonZ needs to think about it.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:36 PM
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Ok, it was not an issue in a little town called Watertown, MA.

better?

No news cameras or interwebs to broadcast "little boy impersonating black syrup lady" to get the Al Sharptons of the world pissed off. 
From: Hip About Time - "I want bitches crying in clean Cadillacs at my funeral"
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:37 PM
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were there black people in this town? 
From: Fox Jeffworthy received a cease and desist from Jeff, but is suspicious of "Aterny Lawrence Cableguy"
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:37 PM
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And a lot of really, really boring Klan meetings.

"OK, we gotta get DAVE" 
From: JT Wood is one gullible mofo
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:38 PM
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MisterZero said:

Well Boston is the most racist city I've ever been to.

Srsly... The unabashed hate for the Yankees is despicable. You don't get to choose what team you root for, people! It's genetic!!! 
From: washingtonyobo is quite twitterpated
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:39 PM
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Just like the gay 
From: Luke E Pierre still thinks Cassie is a redhead
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:40 PM
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_koLbr1x8pGQ/Rp5neLH-prI/AAAAAAAAABk/HPY90X_bXns/s1600/ John%2BForman%2B-%2B2nd%2Bpulitzer%2B1977.jpg

Boston 1975 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:42 PM
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prayerful? 
From: washingtonyobo is quite twitterpated
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:43 PM
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Nothing says Patriotic like stabbing a black man with the goddamn red white and blue 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:47 PM
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He wasn't stabbing him because he was black he was trying to poke the gay out of him. 
From: b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:48 PM
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"there's a bee on you!"

HUGE misunderstanding 
From: spittoon
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 12:54 PM
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Damn.
This had the potential to spiral completely out of control. 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 1:07 PM
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Man accidentally ejects himself from plane

Nov 03 2009 07:18

It probably is best not to fiddle with switches or controls when riding in the back seat of an air force plane.

A man who failed to obey that principle found himself hurtling out of the cockpit, smashing through the Perspex canopy and into space after grabbing the black- and yellow-striped handle between his legs. He had inadvertently pulled the eject lever and found himself blasted 100m into the sky on his rocket-powered seat.

The South African air force has confirmed the incident that took place last Wednesday, when the passenger took off for a flight with an experienced pilot from South Africa's Silver Falcons air display team. Investigators are assuming that the passenger tried to steady himself while the pilot was putting the Pilatus PC-7 Mk II through its paces by grabbing the eject lever.

"Much of the information has yet to be tested, but it is confirmed that a civilian passenger unintentionally ejected from a Silver Falcons Pilatus PC-7 Mk II Astra during a general flying sortie out of Langebaanweg air force base this week," a South African air force spokesperson said. "The passenger was recovered [by helicopter] unharmed, and returned to Langebaanweg. The aircraft landed safely."

The spokesperson said the flight had been cleared and all procedures adhered to "prior to the passenger boarding the aircraft", making it unlikely charges would follow.

A retired SAAF instructor pilot said the passenger was extremely lucky to have survived the ejection with barely a scratch.

"We train for this and if you don't get it right, and are not in the correct ejection posture, you can sustain severe spinal cord injuries or even worse."

He discounted the possibility that the seat fired of its own accord, as too many safety features were built into the system.

"All it takes is for the firing handle [the rubbery black- and yellow-striped loop] to be pulled up about 2,5cm and you're on your way out."

CONTINUES BELOW

He said the ejection would have been dramatic. "You get one almighty kick under the backside and then you're gone. The seat separates from the pilot automatically and the chute opens," he said. "This is in case the pilot is incapacitated during the ejection."

Passengers would have been briefed on the ejection sequence and warned that the "loop" between his legs was not to be touched unless the pilot called "Eject, eject, eject" during the flight. Such a briefing is done routinely, even when two qualified pilots are involved in the flight. It is likely the rear cockpit was extensively damaged by the firing of the cartridges and rockets during the ejection.

The Silver Falcons are the SAAF's aerobatic team that perform precision formation and aerobatics displays at airshows around the country. The five pilots are all serving instructors at Central Flying School, Langebaanweg.

As one observer said: "What a trip. That guy took off in an Astra, came down in a parachute, and landed back at base in a helicopter. Not bad for a for a single flip."
 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 1:35 PM
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Cops: Man hanged kitten, made video

Girlfriend finds footage of struggling animal on her camera, police say

SYRACUSE, N.Y. - Police are accusing a 22-year-old upstate New York man of hanging his girlfriend's four-month-old kitten with a belt and making a video of the animal struggling.

Joanne Cichy told Syracuse police she couldn't find her kitten when she returned home Halloween night after going trick-or-treating with her children.

The next day she found a video on her digital camera showing the kitten hanging from the apartment door with a belt around its neck.
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Police said the video showed the kitten struggling before going motionless and Cichy's live-in boyfriend, Rascell Williams, stepping in and out of the video.

The injured kitten was later found alive under the porch.

Williams was charged with unjustifiable animal cruelty. Police did not know if he has an attorney.


http://www.bluesplus.com/graphics/CuteKitty_Big.jpg 
From: loosetongue likes to round down his creepiness
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 1:37 PM
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Fucking assholes that are cruel to animals. He should be hung with the same belt 
From: the RainKing 14 - Don't think! Feeel.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 1:38 PM
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What a savage. I'd love to beat the shit out of that guy. I bet I could get away with it. 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 1:41 PM
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step 1 post about it on the internet 
From: JT Wood is one gullible mofo
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 2:15 PM
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Williams was charged with unjustifiable animal cruelty.

wait? wat??? 
From: pyropheliaC is on an all natural diet; tasty uranium.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 2:19 PM
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wish more kids'd gone as Lil Wayne instead of the flood of Lady Gagas I seen runnin' around.


did they wear a strap-on for full effect? 
From: MisterZero the H.N.I.C.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 2:25 PM
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loosetongue said:

Fucking assholes that are cruel to animals. He should be hung with the same belt


Bet he does more jail time than Dante Stallworth. 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:17 PM
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They were Christian, they were religious, they went to church, did they mention they were devout worshipers of God? Well they were. They make it seem like being religious should make you immune to such things.

Police: N.C. developer kills family, self
Family known for being active in church and children's religious high school

updated 1 hour, 23 minutes ago

FAYETTEVILLE, North Carolina - A real estate developer known as an active member of his church shot and killed his wife and two teen children and then committed suicide in their home, North Carolina police say.

Authorities did not hint at a motive into the slayings by William Maxwell in an upscale neighborhood of the city Monday night.

Police said Tuesday that 47-year-old Maxwell killed his wife, Kathryn, and their children, 17-year-old Connor and 15-year-old Cameron, before turning a gun on himself.

The Maxwells were a friendly family who kept a meticulous yard and were active in their church and their children's religious high school, friends and family say.

William Maxwell was a builder and land developer who built residential subdivisions in Cumberland and Harnett counties, said John McKinney of Fayetteville, who described himself as Maxwell's business partner and friend for more than a decade.

"He was a devout Christian and I really loved his family," McKinney said. William Maxwell also owned a couple of local car washes, while his wife was a stay-at-home mother who taught Sunday school at Snyder Memorial Baptist Church in Fayetteville.

Son Cameron Maxwell attended 9th grade at Village Christian Academy in Fayetteville and his sister Conner was a senior.

In a neighborhood with well-manicured lawns where many houses sit on hill tops, a steady stream of cars drove by the house on Tuesday, slowing for drivers to gape at the crime scene.

Evelyn Diaz, a Maxwell neighbor for about a year, said she remembered the father and son working on the meticulously-kept lawn.
 
From: pyropheliaC is on an all natural diet; tasty uranium.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:21 PM
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if anything i wouldnt be surprised if it makes them more prone to having shit like that happen. 
From: washingtonyobo is quite twitterpated
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:22 PM
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People who are religious are weak 
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