From: D rock 007 thinks boobs are like bird feathers
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 5:32 PM
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They have more taste too, but that's more like an opinion. 
From: wiggie waggie keeps pluckin' that chicken
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 5:39 PM
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that's what she said 
From: gypsypm5k is busier than a one-legged man in an ass ki... Oh, oh that's just bad form.
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 5:39 PM
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http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r212/gypsypm5k/poster3094172.jpg

I decided there was a time and place for 'cant has'

and this wasnt it 
From: Mikey just went there
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 6:06 PM
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thanks for that. i'm getting a little tired of the i can has phraseology. 
From: ladyalthea
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 6:10 PM
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From: El Toro le tomarį en sus cuernos
Date: 11/4/09 @ 3:09 AM35,485 (35,214)
ladyalthea said:

dont post things just to be jerks....


maybe Afkamm just didn't think about text to image because he has it turned off, like I have
it's safer when visiting the NSFW-threads often
maybe he didn't want to be a jerk?


V to the 0 posted the link to that big picture 5 or 6 times, just to fuck with the text to image users. thats what i hid and thats what i was talking about. 
From: Jayzon and ze Argonauts
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 6:28 PM
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Ahh... McDonald's naturally does offer double cheeseburgers here in Finland, but nowhere near 99 cents. Actually, I think a McD double cheeseburger costs 2.50 euros here, which is like 3.7 US dollars... :( 
From: acker - c'mon Daisy don't drown me this time
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 6:33 PM
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Yes, but you have herring from street vendors. And Moomin-Land. 
From: SanSue might have peezed a little bit just now
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 7:02 PM
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Do you have french fries with ketchup and mayo in Finland? If so, you're winning this race. 
From: wiggie waggie keeps pluckin' that chicken
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 7:54 PM
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mayo costs extra. didn't use to though 
From: Mr Rory - Jesus loves him, Allah wants him dead
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 7:58 PM
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Double Cheesburgers in the North of Ireland are £1.29 
From: Mr Rory - Jesus loves him, Allah wants him dead
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 7:59 PM
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Mr Rory said:

Double Cheesburgers in the North of Ireland are £1.29


2.13061 USD 
From: downhilljunkie has ski's on his mountainbike
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 8:06 PM
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whataburger triple meat triple cheese bacon jalapeno's and mushrooms

10.38 usd (well the last one i bought anyway). 
From: GhostGuy thinks Marlon Brando is hot
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 8:09 PM
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http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a130/Elandur/fatty.jpg 
From: Avlar - fun governor
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 8:15 PM
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LOL 
From: Mr Rory - Jesus loves him, Allah wants him dead
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 8:15 PM
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True though 
From: DorgoDorato is the man now dog
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 9:58 PM
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The (insert civil revolution impoverished African country here)'s love that joke. 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 9:59 PM
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biafrans 
From: Avlar - fun governor
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 10:48 PM
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They're big fans of Gallagher too. 
From: Loreo 's holding those Oreos only though
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 11:31 PM
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I'm quite motivated.

In the pance. 
From: Womp has AIDS, lol
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 12:18 AM
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That's a dude. 
From: Avlar - fun governor
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 12:26 AM
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Inconceivable. 
From: PaintChips and the internet are no longer friends
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 12:33 AM
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Unacceptable. 
From: reno fly like paper get high like planes
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 6:42 AM
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Indisputable. 
From: La Ra Ja 2 5 is requesting your tagline
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 7:08 AM
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Inthetoiletvomiting 
From: supply guy - confutatis maledictis, voca me cum benedictis
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 8:50 AM
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lets all stop with them thar fancy words and just its bullshit.
its got tits. No bulge where a pecker should be and the damn thing aint got no adams apple. 
From: big bro 79 doesn't bother with taglines... or does he?
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 8:51 AM
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Post-oppable. 
From: tunnel rat
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 8:58 AM
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Transalicious. 
From: Womp has AIDS, lol
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 9:07 AM
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Transformers. 
From: Jayzon and ze Argonauts
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 9:11 AM
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http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp144/Jayzon666/toilet_soviet_demotiv.jpg

That's a shitty situation... 
From: Hip About Time - "I want bitches crying in clean Cadillacs at my funeral"
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 9:11 AM
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Homos in disguise! 
From: Womp has AIDS, lol
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 9:16 AM
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I feel bad for whoever took that picture. 
From: WeaponX86 - highly effective against flesh
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 9:23 AM
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Something similar happened at a friends house one time. I dropped a Kuato and it clogged up, filled to the top and I panicked. 
From: haxorMAX will eat you out like Joey Chesnut! Suck on that SNC!
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 9:28 AM
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I fucking died at Kuato 
From: big bro 79 doesn't bother with taglines... or does he?
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 9:35 AM
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haxormax is typing from BEYOND THE GRAVE 
From: haxorMAX will eat you out like Joey Chesnut! Suck on that SNC!
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 9:36 AM
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busted! 
From: El Toro le tomará en sus cuernos
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 9:44 AM
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http://www.imagehut.net/images/816ers97fofgnixjxk8.jpg 
From: haxorMAX will eat you out like Joey Chesnut! Suck on that SNC!
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 9:49 AM
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that's not good to look at 
From: El Toro le tomará en sus cuernos
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 10:00 AM
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http://www.imagehut.net/images/ru4skopexa5qc0gf92xo.jpg [18+]

I'm not sure though if shagnasty hasn't posteded this one already 
From: Beestinga is the nicest guy on Fazed
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 2:00 PM
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http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg256/Beestinga/poster70517607.jpg 
From: MiggetyMike - OUT OF NOWHERE!
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 2:18 PM
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no offense, stinga- glad you posted it, but this is a case of the picture being completely hilarious and the demotivator being topical and unfunny 
From: Spanky the internet isnt a place for self respect
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 2:21 PM
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Ransome, somewhere, ladya is giving you a very stern look at.

/remember the Queermo 
From: Beestinga is the nicest guy on Fazed
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 2:32 PM
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Miggety,
I appreciate your kinds words as well as your criticism.
I'm afraid, though, that the lack of perceived funny stems from your lack of understanding of the "joke" contained in the image's caption.
In 2006, the world was a very different place. It was a confusing time, and things were changing. Amidst this chaos, musical artist "Chamillionaire" released his single, "Ridin'." Central to Mr. Aire's ballad is the oft-repeated refrain, "Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty."
Exactly who is tryin', or what it means to "ride dirty" has been the subject of much academic persuit there since, but those timeless words forever shaped American music and society. We have a black president now. Ford made a billion dollars last quarter. In societal evolution, there was the assembly line, the microprocessor, the internet, and then there was "Ridin'."

Now you see, what I've done here is incorporated this timeless slogan into a demotivator, juxtaposing tough guy rap lyrics over the image of one of our own fazer's 2 dogs wearing flying monkey costumes. Also, I've parodied the line of the original song by making "Ridin'" into "flyin'."
I hope that this explanation has helped you understand, now, how terribly mistaken you were in deeming my captioning "unfunny." Please let me do know if you are still having problems loling.

Thanks,
Bee S. Tinga 
From: Olifant Oilfant Ofliant Ofilant Olfiant
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 2:37 PM
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I see the 'rollers' but the lack of 'haters' means the meme falls short.
Still, as captions go, this one gets it half right, which is about 50% better then most other demotivators in this thread. 
From: MiggetyMike - OUT OF NOWHERE!
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 2:40 PM
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haha!

they say art should require no explanation, but this is an exception to the rule. 
From: Beestinga is the nicest guy on Fazed
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 2:42 PM
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it transcends art.
it's very post modern.
you probably wouldn't understand. 
From: MiggetyMike - OUT OF NOWHERE!
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 2:42 PM
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probably 
From: MisterZero the H.N.I.C.
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 2:42 PM
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Exactly who is tryin', or what it means to "ride dirty" has been the subject of much academic persuit there since


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ridin+dirty 
From: Beestinga is the nicest guy on Fazed
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 2:43 PM
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<--joke

<--MisterZero 
From: WeaponX86 - highly effective against flesh
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 2:44 PM
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Since said picture was devoid of any type of "rolling" explicit or otherwise, perhaps the appropriate meme would have been "Yo dawg..." coined by the finest actor of our time, Xzibit
From: MiggetyMike - OUT OF NOWHERE!
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 2:50 PM
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let's get things back on track

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/mikemohr/Morans.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/mikemohr/motorboatin.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/mikemohr/Poop1.jpg 
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