running.
just running down the street on the street i grew up on
and then i woke up

runnin-g and runnin-g and runnin-g /forrest 

Went to visit my bf at an army base close to my place 

i dreamt i was eating cookies with jewelry in them. 

I had a dream I went to a hospital and nobody would help me. They just didn't want to. So I had to drive 2 hours to another hospital but my car was out of gas and I was low on money so I had to run around and collect the money I was owed to put gas in my car so i could go to another hospital to get something fixed/looked at. 

its been some time since i've had a dream i can remember yet that one i have no desire to relive now. 

i dreamed donald trump took pity on me and bought me some clothes so i could get a good job....:-/ 

I dreamt that there was this strange meeting in a small office between a load of japanese gangsters who were plotting something and there was the obligatory utterly insanse japanese guy that everyone is terrified of in his own gang. They were talking about this new type of viral bullet that looked kind of like the garlic bullets from Underworld but with a black liquid inside. The crazy guy loaded the clip into a machine gun and just started firing like mad, laughing all the while and the bullets went through everything. People were screaming and running for their lives.

My vision panned through the building like a camera and the bullets just kept going, through ceramic tile, stall walls and toilets in the washrooms and through furniture and walls everywhere else and everyone who was hit by one had their intestines fall out in a shower of blood and feces, including Jean Claude Van Damme. I'm not sure why he was there but I distinctly remember seeing him get shot and killed.

Then it was the aftermath and the cops were walking though this office building in this area that looked like a shower facility at a pool and there was a film of shit and blood run through with footprints and shoeprints they were looking at and then I woke up. 

I dreamt that I was back working as a waitress...and I was totally in the weeds... 

sproutster said:

I dreamt that I was back working as a waitress...and I was totally onin the weeds...

That a bit more accurate sprouty?

/jus sayin' 

hahaha...not even close 

I had a weird dream last night. It was about a co-worker that is attractive. Her fiancee broke off the engagement 3 days before the wedding and in the dream, she and I were talking about it. Fast forward in the dream and we are having probably the hottest sex ever. And then I woke up totally freaked out. Why? #1 I've been married for 11 years and I've never had dreams about my wife like this. #2 She's pretty religious and is basically a 27 year old virgin. #3 What the hell does that dream mean?

Anyhow, the thing that freaked me out when I saw her today was somehow we got on the topic of dreams. I told her I had a weird dream about her last night (leaving out the details) then she told me she had a weird dream about me but she went into detail, perverted detail. It was truly a scary, scary moment that I am still reeling from. 

damn, that's jacked up.

if her fiancee breaks it off with her,
you know what you must do. 

Fuck, why'd this thread have to happen now...
Alright, fine.
Last night I dreamed that the guy I've been pining for since halfway through high school
Got a boyfriend.
I mean, goddammit, if he's gonna turn gay, it had better be me...it's just not fair... 

Her fiancee did break it off with her. But if I cheat, that's going to worsen this situation. I did mention I was married, didn't I? 

Free-falling in an elevator. 

i dreamt i was eating cookies with jewelry in them. 

I dreamed that I got depressed and killed myself.

The scary thing was, at first, I didn't know if it was a dream...because I'd probably do that some day. 

Her fiancee did break it off with her. But if I cheat, that's going to worsen this situation. I did mention I was married, didn't I?

well, think about all the great things about your wife,
and if nothing comes to mind,
get to the bonin' 

Ok peeps. I'm about to blow some minds here methinks.
last night I had a dream that I was in a grocery store (King Soopers) with my cousin. But, he was wearing a baby's bonnet and had a bottle of milk in his hand and was as well in the kiddy seat right behind the handles with his legs all purple and bulbous. He just looks at me and says "I'm stuck." So, I start pushing him around in the cart and he keeps taking everything I put in the basket and throwing it on the floor. Tons of glass and cereal and coke and ketchup coating the floor. Then I turn around to see the absolute mess he's created after a few minutes and I reach into my hoody pocket and pull out a Javelin. (the anti aircraft and lav weapon not the track and field thing.) So I just start firing at him. After the smoke clears some fat cheesecake nun runs up to him on the floor starts kicking him and screaming, "Who's going to clean thi up huh? Who's gonna clean this up?"

Pretty kewl eh? 

The scary thing was, at first, I didn't know if it was a dream...because I'd probably do that some day.

:(
Noooooooo.... 

keep chasing this tail but the tail gets bigger go figure
A thousand ...... keep the fires and flames alive
So how the fuck do I dream at night?
With the memories of a borrowed death, the guilty tide
Filth pig, filth pig
He sleeps with both eyes open
Filth pig, filth pig
He sleeps all right because he's a
Filth pig 

Noooooooo....

meh...I used the qualifier "probably" because there's still a chance that I won't. 

Oh man it happened again this morning.
I was really tired from not getting much sleep the night before, so I called work and told them I'd be in late and went back to bed (around 8:30-9:00 AM).
I'm laying in bed, on my side, facing toward the wall that my bed is up against.
I'm trying to go to sleep.

*This is where the dream begins*

I say that because I couldn't tell. I close my eyes and the next thing I know I open my eyes in the same place, same position, etc.. Everything is so real. I literally didn't realize I had fallen asleep (at least I HOPE I was asleep).
As I'm laying there "trying" to fall asleep, I start sensing that there is somebody in the room.
I try to ignore it. It's only a feeling, just my imagination, no reason to think that, etc..

Unfortunately, at this point I start hearing little noises behind me. Now, I'm facing the wall, which means my desk and computer are behind me. I start hearing little creaks that my chair makes, and then start hearing buttons being pressed on the keyboard. At this point I'm getting really really freaked out (remember, I don't know it's a dream). So finally I get the courage to turn around and, suprise suprise, I'm completely paralyzed and can't move! Of course that scares me even more, my heart starts pounding and I wake up (in the same position on the bed, which of course makes me even more paranoid about whether I was dreaming or not.)

So, I relax a little cause I realize it was probably just a dream and my eyes close. AGAIN, I immediately start dreaming that I'm lying in bed in the same position, trying to sleep. This time though, I'm on my back with my head turned slightly toward the wall (away from the computer area). I start getting that feeling that there's someone there in the room again, but my eyes are closed at this point in the dream. So, I build up my courage and open my eyes and I can actually SEE SOMEONE'S ARM IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION AS THEY'RE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO MY BED! But once again I'm completely paralyzed, scared to death (cause, how did they get in my room? Are they a ghost?? etc..) and I woke up. Again, in the same position. Heart pounding.

After that I got up for a few minutes and tried to clear my mind before going to bed again. It was horribly frightening and this is the second time it's happened. The first time, when I tried to turn around and was paralyzed, I suddenly felt a hand on the back of my neck holding me still!

(sorry for the long post) 

That's nuts. 

Creepy.
You're lucky you didn't fall asleep AGAIN,
Or who knows what would have happened! 

I did.
But like I said, I made sure to wait a bit and try to clear my mind a bit. I just dreamed the normal, 'makes-no-sense-and-confuses-me-to-the-point-of-frustration' dreams after that. 

I dreamt about poker....like I do every night

AK suited...yeah id definitely raise that! 

I always dream something about high school. I dunno WTF it is but I would say over half of my dreams (that I can recall) involve something with HS. WTF?? 

I dreamt I was trying to write out instructions for a backhoe operator using html. I needed him to trench an archaeological site and was trying to describe the spacing between trenches the way you'd describe spacing between lines. And headings were used to indicate how wide each trench was. It was a confusing dream. I didn't like it. 

Sounds like sleep paralysis or night terrors, Earthworm.

I get them every once in a while. They're no fun. 

I don't exactly remember, but I know it was kinky and I woke up and had to change my undies. 

I say that because I couldn't tell. I close my eyes and the next thing I know I open my eyes in the same place, same position, etc.. Everything is so real. I literally didn't realize I had fallen asleep (at least I HOPE I was asleep).
As I'm laying there "trying" to fall asleep, I start sensing that there is somebody in the room.
I try to ignore it. It's only a feeling, just my imagination, no reason to think that, etc.

sounds like a nightmare on elmstreet movie... 

I fell asleep in the airport, and had a dream that the pilot was making the plane do loops and stuff. I spilled my mocha. :( 

I wish I had more dirty dreams. I should slow down on the fappage. 

It was just a short film from last night, I woke up around 5:30 to take a piss and my alarm was set for 6:00 so there was just enough time to get into it. I was in some sort of industrial yard, lots of old rusty buildings and heavy equipment and stuff around, you know the type. It was me and this old style viking chick, total valkyrie kind of deal. We're walking towards my work van and she walks around it, checking it out and is totally amazed at the concept of an iron chariot that doesn't need something to pull it.

We clambour in to the van and I start it up and start to pull forward when for no apparent reason I slam on the breaks, causing the little garbage can I normally have tie-wrapped to the safety cage to tip over and spill out all over the floor and her feet. There's this kind of embarrased silence and I look over at her and say "I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before". Then I woke up.

I somehow can't shake the feeling that was very Freudian in nature in some way. 

I was sitting in this girls car with 4 other people... "souping" when the 5-0 pulls up behind us. We're sitting in a dead end road so we're blocked in. I jump out of the car since I have a reasonable amount of soup in my pocket and run for the hills. I'm being chased through the forest by a bunch of cops, so I do what any clear headed criminal would do: hide in a tree. It seems to fool them, or so I thought. I wait until morning and come down from my tree. What I hadn't realized at night was that the tree was in the middle of a golf course. As I walk down the golf course I see a bunch of cops up ahead so I try and walk past them behind these thin bushes. When I stop to look at them, I see that they are all looking at me and most of them are pointing cameras and such at me. Then I woke up. 

Last night I had a really cool dream,
And then I dreamed that I woke up and explained it all to earthworm,
Cuz I was gonna write a screenplay based on it or something.
It was amazing how well I could remember it all...
Then I woke up and couldn't remember any of it.
:( 

I dreamt I had sex with an attractive girl

then I woke up

and when I fell back asleep
I dreamt that my orthodontist was a man and that he had to cut out my tongue

I liked the first dream better 

hahahahahha! 

I dreamt that I was walking with Liszt..he let me hold his beautiful hand..and he had such magnetic eyes. 

... 

that my parents hosted a huge party at their place and my mom made a complete fool of herself drunk 

I ran into Sallem in town and when she walked away her butt was small. 

I had a ton of dreams last night, I had planned on writing them down but fell back asleep.. Now I can't remember them :-\ 

Last night, I dreamed that one of my eyebrows was bushy, but I didn't notice it until I was in a public place without tweezers. 

I had bad dreams last night! Nothing I can really remember much of, but ugh. I didn't wake up feeling so great. Night before last I had bad dreams too. 

I had a dream about putting my hand into the front of my printer (yes I was dreaming that I was at work at my desk, so obviously its a nightmare) and instead of it being a printer it was more like a lawnmower and it totally chewed up my hand and started pulling me into it!!! I woke up, rolled out of bed so scared I had the quivers and had to like, hug myself to clam down.... 

i dreamt i was back in high school, and Chrono was there... and we were in biology class for some reason, but the teacher was my american lit teacher from this year... and my mum was there talking to him about her surgery... saying: "if she gets a bunch of calls in class, it'll be me calling from the hospital because i'm nervous."

and then... other lame dream...
i dreamt that SoBeDrummer IMed me last night saying, "i wasn't here last night because they were having a party and people were getting drunk... and they were giving me eggrolls... they were cold, but i just couldn't resist."

wtf. i have the lamest dreams. and that 2nd one is annoying. 

I had a dream I was hanging out with BrandNewHero, only he was being played by Dane Cook. For some reason that I couldn't figure out, I was pissed at him but we patched things up. But then things got really weird. Suddenly, I was hanging out in a mall with someone who was supposed to be my friend but I never saw her in my entire life. But the mall was cool, though. It was like part mall and part rave. Plus the Spencer's Gifts was like 10x the size of a regular ones with a whole ton of cool shit in it. Anyways, we're walking around in the mall when I decide that I have to take a shit. For some reason, I can't go to the restroom inside the mall so I decide to take a shit inside my own car. So I'm sitting there in my passenger's seat trying to take a shit but I can't because people are parking right next to me, probably wondering what I'm doing. Especially this emo kid in a weird looking mask that made him look like a cross between Marilyn Manson and Brian Peppers. So I finally take a shit, which wasn't a very big one, when my friend comes out of the mall. She's disgusted so I show her a porn with a hot Russian transexual that I think was trying to hit on me earlier in the dream. I was all for it until I saw her wang. So I clean up the mess with Febreeze and decide that I don't want people to know I shit in my own car so I spray the entire mall parking lot with Febreeze by hanging out the window while my friend drives the car. But it's cold outside so the Febreeze freezes to the asphalt, making the parking lot a skating rink. I'm having trouble driving out of the thing but my car comes out unscathed, unlike some other cars I saw ram into each other. Inspired by the Russian transexual, me and my friend decide to go to the grocery store where I work (which was in the same plaza as the mall and looked completely different) and wanted to bake a cake with a penis-shaped pork chop inside for somebody. I don't know why and who for because that's when I woke up. 

I had a dream where I borrowed a Grey Jetta from some kid who lived up the street from me. But for some reason I actually stolen it, and spent the rest of the dream trying to return the car without getting caught or busted.