As is Kristen, from Dewey Beach, Delaware's "Kristen and the Noise" 

http://www.artlies.com/media/2009/02/alice-hawkins2-580x386.jpg 

Someone's been a bad little baker! Hope she put a lot of butter on that rolling pin... 

wtf? 

I'd like to butter her muffin
I'm not bluffin'
serve her on a platter like thanksgiving stuffin' 

I like the idea of flour in the shot but it's a dumb pose. 

i don't think she has a choice, being tied to the post and all 

http://www.photokonkurs.com/comments.php?pid=243675&voteres=1 [18+] 

Fox Jeffworthy said:

The Meg voice wuold be a bonerkiller

Even if she yelled, "Fuck me Brian!!!" while you were doin it? Seems legit to me. 

Always saw myself as more of a Quagmire... giggity! 

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2574/4080805532_27cdc32219_o.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2499/4080044999_ed95b0d0c2_o.jpg 

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2644/4080804830_30064aaa80_o.jpg [18+] 

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2654/4080043151_daef5e29b4_o.jpg 

When I was in college there weren't any girls like that, and if there were, I never saw them razorskating around in their panties. I went to the wrong fucking school. 

yeah man, we had semi-nude razorskating parties all the time. 

Yeah, but he was talking about ladies... 

Schagnasty said:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2644/4080804830_30064aaa80_o.jpg [18+]

now that's just mean 

what a load of crop! 

at least you can still see partial boob and clit on the girl on the right. 

if I were 8 again I might see your half full glass. 

well i didnt get much sleep last night so any type of good news works for me. 

the fuck happened dude? 

Nice interior in this old car...
http://ompi.onemodelplace.com/OMP_Images/Photographer/144376/144376_p_E8D2092F-9 11F-14E6-35671E1C08AF24B3.jpg [18+] 

pyropheliaC said:

at least you can still see partial boob and clit on the girl on the right.

no discernible nipple and just a little peach fuzz.
I see more than that in a Fredrick's of Hollywood catalog 

ive fapped to less 

screwbacca said:

ive fapped to less

I'd wager that you have fapped to Jessica Rabbit 

http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w322/stupidcalgary/rotjouttakestuntdouble.jpg

I'd give Leia and her stunt double the best 4 minutes of their lives. Blue Harvest indeed.... 

ok Boba Fapp. 

more liek fapa the hutt 

More like Hand Solo. 

More like Chewcaca. 

YOU RUINED IT 

Lando Callusedhands? 

More liek Ewanks 

Obi Wank Kenobi 

More like Overhand Kenobi 

dammit, F5'd. 

i'd lei'er 

...Grand Muff Tarkin 

I would parsex her kessel run. 

i'd slave away at her spice mines 

wrong sci-fi realm... 

I would Aunt Beru her Uncle Owen 

wrong sci-fi realm...

Nope. 

We're not talking about Dune, brosef. 

oh wait, there werent spice mines in Dune. nvm. 

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Spice_Mines_of_Kessel

NERD OFF! 

guys, guys, guys

she's ready to take it and you're doing nerdy talk [18+]

/facepalm 

ooh, who dat? 

I want to eat that