jesus christ my pants are happy right now 

well that high ended quick 

wiggie waggie said:

jesus christ my pants are happy right now

nice post...I mean what you wrote...not...well...nice one. 

I've boned worst

http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/keeley-hazell-wife-be ater.jpg 

I wear my sunglasses at night 

Anyone here seen "I love you Beth Cooper"?

Can I get a "hello"?! 

no, but I seen me some pics of that Hayden gurl. purty. 

In the movie the panties she wears say "hello" on them 

how sweet! 

http://www.celebstudio.co.uk/_images/Julie-Bowen-photo6.jpg 

Not that I'm knocking your taste dude, because I agree with you almost every time. But I can alway spot an arothman post in this thread before I even look at the user name. You have a specific taste. 

I'm the same way with schag's, non.

aroth seems to like such nice girls. 

noneater said:

Not that I'm knocking your taste dude, because I agree with you almost every time. But I can alway spot an arothman post in this thread before I even look at the user name. You have a specific taste.

crack whore? 

http://whi.s3.prod.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/images/938229/red_stripe_asianbaby_large. jpg?1257405627
http://whi.s3.prod.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/images/938247/happy_mirror_large.jpg?1257 406225
http://whi.s3.prod.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/images/938172/42502924a92af9f746750601edb 7d7f5_large.jpg?1257403540
http://whi.s3.prod.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/images/937879/1355a2b8cbe011f0db8a6062482 b892c0ba6afd3_m_large.jpg?1257397789 

http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks2qdwiMOM1qa9gago1_400.jpg 

nsfw'd for slight nipple [18+] 

http://whi.s3.prod.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/images/936276/tumblr_krup7uDxZ81qzgcufo1_ 500_large.jpg?1257373723
http://whi.s3.leg.entries.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/20090312234906.jpg

fap well. 

very nice, dook. 

http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksf4xrRxCT1qznavao1_500.jpg

want 

do ok y said:

nsfw'd for slight nipple [18+]

SAMMICH. 

noneater said:

Not that I'm knocking your taste dude, because I agree with you almost every time. But I can alway spot an arothman post in this thread before I even look at the user name. You have a specific taste.

Fascinating! What's my taste? 

a little salty, unless you've eaten pineapple recently 

I just got naked-ass-fired. :( 

On a Thursday, that's weird they usually wait till Fridays to do that. Sorry to hear. 

Was it due to viewing a naked ass? Possibly here at Fazed? 

http://whi.s3.prod.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/images/938247/happy_mirror_large.jpg?1257 406225" target="_blank">http://whi.s3.prod.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/images/938247/happy_mirror_large.jpg?1257 406225 [18+]

get yo ass off my coke mirror. 

arothman said:

Fascinating! What's my taste?

Well, 9 times out of 10 they're musicians. Not rocker chicks either, but more like indie singer songwriters. They are always natural, nothing fake about them. Usually tall and slender, rarely blonde.

Am I close? 

you forgot "able to be purchased for an evening with enough meth" 

Damn... pretty close to the mark. I tend to prefer slimmer, young looking, non-fake girls, and usually non-blondes - not necessarily tall (I actually tend to dig shorties). I'm a musician myself, so I usually post hot musician chicks both because I think they're hot and to possibly draw some attention to those I think deserve a listen. I have been known to post actresses and models and the occasional fictional character too :) I'm not sure which is sadder... my predictability or the fact that you've got my number down so well.

To sum up my taste, here are the first three hotties that come to mind at the moment:

Keira Knightley
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/81/4/keira_knightley.0.0.0x0.400x600.jpeg

Emma Watson
http://stylefrizz.com/img/emma-watson-vogue-italia-october-2008.jpg

Jamie Ray Newman
http://i2.fc-img.com/fc03img/Comcast_CIM_Prod_Fancast_Image/70/22/1255364458750_ 30Eastwick_mif_640_320.jpg 

You'd probably dig Ingrid Michaelson.

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/ralfy_tm/Muzica/ingrid_michaelson_be_ok. jpg
http://www.diglounge.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ingrid_michaelson.jpg
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Ingrid-ingrid-michaelson-501004_20 0_199.jpg 

No idea what she's saying, but I'd do her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bh_t6hWebM 

noneater said:

You'd probably dig Ingrid Michaelson.

she's hot, but her music's kind of garbage 

arothman said:

Keira Knightley

has a fake nose 

...your taint will not care. 

surprisingly, a done nose as a tougher cartilage. Your taint will feel a difference if you sit on her face. 

exactly what I was thinking. 

arothman said:

Jamie Ray Newman
http://i2.fc-img.com/fc03img/Comcast_CIM_Prod_Fancast_Image/70/22/1255364458750_ 30Eastwick_mif_640_320.jpg

Do want. 

Sure, all glamorous like that, but something tells me that sans-makeup, at home, eating reheated microwaved leftovers off a tupperware over the sink while wearing a grungy old t-shirt from three boyfriends ago, she is a minger. 

omerta said:

http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksf4xrRxCT1qznavao1_500.jpg

want

fuck yeah 

She's got a bit of a "too stupid for geometry" look going on, though. 

don't even start 

I would give her some private tutoring. 

"a minger" ? Who are you, Lilly Allen? 

Too late oh no whats happening I should be in the shower nooooooo! 

I would divide her pi with my circumference. 

You're an idiot. 

LOL 

harsh 

^_^ 

speaking of hot, non-blond female musicians, this chick is ungodly hot and extremely talented

meet

dessa

darling (the one in the center)