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This is quite the sexy pool party.
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This is quite the sexy pool party.
A 'reaction video' from a room full of drunk gay people watching a Clayton Cubbit 'Hysterical Literature' video. Hot tag? Funny tag? No idea.
A virtual tour of a supercar dealership. It even lets you sit in some of the cars with a full 360 degree view.
I was expecting these to be muffins. Little Debbie was unavailable for comment.
This ended up exactly like I expected.
For the first time, a massive data set of 10,000 porn stars has been extracted from the world’s largest database of adult films and performers. I’ve spent the last six months analyzing it to discover the truth about what the average performer looks like, what they do on film, and how their role has evolved over the last forty years. (Probably NSFW due to subject matter.)
Here Come the Mummies is a Funk/R&B band, best known for their live performances in which band members perform in full mummy attire bandages (members are believed to be under contract to various record labels, hiding their identities so as to prevent contract disputes while performing). It consists of various professional musicians, some rumoured to be Grammy award winners. (Lyrics may be a little NSFW.)
Yeah, we've seen a hula hoop camera before, but not quite this way.
I'll be in my bunk.
Boobs, somersaults, vagina, queefing.
What more could you ask for in a link? (Not even remotely safe for work. Also, not sure if hard to fap to or...)
So I'm just sitting here working when I hear something outside my window...
These images by Lithuanian photographer Tadao Cern come from a series titled, quite simply, "Blow Job." As you've probably guessed, the premise of the collection was to blast people in the face with incredibly strong gusts and photograph their flapping, morphing faces. (Totally work safe.)
Regarde les dans les yeux, ils ont envie de te dire une seule chose: J'TE BAISE
An archive of the sexiest people the internet has to offer. (Lots of Manchicken. NSFW.)
A pro-peeper that primarily peeps pervy panty peepers produces a program pertaining to his panoptic peeping persuit.
Even after all these years, the ever-dreamy John Stamos still takes me from six to midnight.
Greatest. Beer Commercial. Ever.
What's better than guitar? A hot chick with a guitar.
What's better than a hot chick with a guitar? A hot chick with a guitar on a bed.
What's better than a hot chick on a bed with a guitar?
This is. (Not safe for work at all.)
You will when you put the fork in the garbage disposal! DING DING DING DI-DING-DI-DI-DING! :D
If you can't reach an agreement a police officer may settle your dispute.
I may be the only person who turned on the captioning for this video.
The much-anticipated love scene between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in Black Swan.
I think there's something in my eye. (No bits, but it's prolly a good guess that this is NSFW.)
A 10-part essay about the porn industry, its players, and its evolution through the nineties and the 21st century. A choice quote: “If you want to have sex with Tori Black and don’t have chloroform, this is your next best option.”
If this woman was my girlfriend, I would never ever work late. Ever. I think he's learned his lesson.
(I don't think this is technically NSFW, but your boss probably wouldn't approve of you watching it at work.)
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Step 1: Mute your computer.
Step 2: Grab your mp3 player of preference and start playing your favorite song.
Step 3: Watch this video.
A funny and accurate synopsis of what various female celebrities' pussies taste like. And I know that list is accurate because I have personally tasted at least 8 of them.
The long lost Mario & Peach sex video!
Amateur strippers showing their stuff. (Clear your cookies/cache to view as much as you want.)
Hopefully this makes up for my last post. :)
This is questionably NSFW
Larder, butter, fatter, wronger.
Music video for Thunderheist's "Jerk It".
Hey, wait a minute...what's she doing to that chicken?
Padma from Top Chef stars in a lovely commercial.