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Drop it like it's hot?
Dang, urrbody be quittin' their jobs today, and in epic fashion no less!
Update: It's a hoax. Welcome back to internet obscurity, fuckers.
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Apartment Creepers
When your girlfriend denies being the source of your missing food, it's time to try and catch her on video. Prepare to never feel safe again. Of course, it'll probably turn out to be a viral for night vision cameras some stupid website.
By: SpunOne | Dec 10th, 2009 (7:54 AM)
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Apple Careless
Smoker? Hope you don't plan on using that Apple warranty.
By: SpunOne | Nov 21st, 2009 (10:51 AM)
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Laugh it Up, Fuzzball
If you begin anything with "this might seem strange and offensive," then it probably is.
Craiglist Halloween gold...
By: Bubba | Oct 25th, 2009 (9:23 PM)
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The Invention of Dumb
The 20th century saw many astounding technological innovations. The automobile revolutionized the way people live and work, the internet changed the way people think about information, and the U.S. of A put a man on the moon. But some technological advances that came in the earlier part of the 20th centry weren't exactly meant for the history books.
Because they were stupid.
By: Bubba | Oct 5th, 2009 (8:49 PM) | Thanks: Shadrach
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Spaghetti!
In life, you'll find that some people are idiots, and other people... are idiots as well. I'm Spanky and I approve spaghetti.
By: Spanky | May 29th, 2009 (2:34 AM) | Thanks: Spanky
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Matching Signatures
Over the past 6 months, I have been playing a fun game with my credit card company. The game finally backfired on me today and led me through the most hilarious moment of my life. Most people would have been embarrassed, but me, I'm a little twisted, so I laughed all the way through it like an asshole.
By: Bubba | Feb 9th, 2009 (2:41 PM) | Thanks: jai dubs
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Stay Classy, Ryan
On the premier of this year's American Idol, Ryan Seacrest attempts to congratulate a blind singer who made it past the first round.
What a douchebag. Epic fail on the attempted recovery, too.
By: Bubba | Jan 16th, 2009 (12:24 AM) | Thanks: vedman
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Two Blondes Playing
If you can make it through the much-too-long intro, you get to watch these two blondes playing together.
How do they play?
-Jumping up and down while holding it in front of their face, then whipping it
-Bouncing like they're riding it
-Whipping it by spanking themselves
By: Bubba | Nov 20th, 2008 (8:41 PM) | Thanks: iamkeltner
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Hit It and She'll Hit It
So, here's the story - I'm 25, and to this date, have never been laid.
By: Bubba | Oct 3rd, 2008 (6:19 PM) | Thanks: MrGreen
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Grocery Shrink Ray
The Consumerist looks into 34 products (with pictures) on grocery store shelves that have downsized over the years. Well, except for the price.
By: SpunOne | Sep 17th, 2008 (10:28 PM)
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Jericho's Arm
He throws so hard that the league told his coach that he could not pitch any more. When Jericho took the mound anyway last week, the opposing team forfeited the game, packed its gear and left, his coach said.
He's 9.
By: Bubba | Aug 29th, 2008 (8:15 PM) | Thanks: dwooten
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Casey Jones Would Have Floored It
What train drivers see (when people are idiots).
By: Bubba | Aug 25th, 2008 (11:00 PM) | Thanks: adolescent
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When Your Best Just Isn't Good Enough
BuckCherry's new album found its way to BitTorrent, and prompted an angry response from the band. Too bad the original upload was traced back to their manager. Further proof that "leaked" is the new spam.
By: SpunOne | Aug 1st, 2008 (1:57 AM)
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As If The Original Wasn't Bad Enough
ALL ABOARD THE FAILBOAT! TOOT TOOT!
By: Bubba | Jul 26th, 2008 (2:03 PM) | Thanks: Verbobus
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Sneaky Sneak
How To: Confuse an idiot the internet.
By: SpunOne | Jul 3rd, 2008 (8:29 AM)
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Strawberry Shortcake
I know I'm not supposed to care, but dammit, they're ruining everything.
Related: Different article, more examples.
By: SpunOne | Jun 13th, 2008 (1:26 AM)
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Driving Google Maps
It's 2D, and not that great, but worth a minute or two at least.
By: SpunOne | Jun 10th, 2008 (11:48 PM)
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Hi, I'm a Moron
Quote of the Year: "Hopefully my nuts will break the fall."
(Ads/banners may be NSFW.)
By: Bubba | Apr 28th, 2008 (8:37 PM) | Thanks: SpongeJimmy
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Sneaky Snake
The best part of this video is probably the noise added in during each snake strike. Anyway, Japanese television does it again... skeeery snake attack, oh noes! (via)
By: SpunOne | Mar 26th, 2008 (10:05 PM)
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Soulja Boy Is Officially Dead Now (Thankfully)
If the randomness of this doesn't melt your soul, the guy at 1:45 will.
Hot weather girl, though!
By: Bubba | Feb 5th, 2008 (9:50 AM) | Thanks: bobby3eb
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The Buck Stops Here
On one side you have the World's Worst Hunter and on the other side you have the World's Dumbest Deer. The hunter could not have asked for a clearer shot - and it took this deer far too long to figure out what the hell was going on.
By: Bubba | Dec 3rd, 2007 (5:56 PM) | Thanks: HellsSnowMan
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The Skymall "Dumbest Item" Tournament
Time is almost up to get your votes in for the Ultimate Dumbest Item available in the Skymall catalog!
By: Bubba | Nov 30th, 2007 (12:59 PM) | Thanks: gregdaniels
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Stupid Human Tricks: Human Speed Bump
This brainchild has someone run over his arm with their car ON PURPOSE and his first comment is, "Ow, that was bad."
Oh. Ya think? (Ads/Banners may be NSFW.)
By: Bubba | Sep 12th, 2007 (6:05 PM) | Thanks: dvrdwn
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Stupid Human Tricks: Spiderman 4
This kid is crazy... I have no clue what's happening.
By: Bubba | Sep 12th, 2007 (12:09 AM) | Thanks: fire47alarm
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Charged With Assault?
McDonald's employee jailed for tampering with burgers.
By: Bubba | Sep 10th, 2007 (4:45 PM) | Thanks: satchel
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Chewbacca Vac
Although it's likely nothing can make vacuuming more interesting, having a Hoover that sounds like a wookie is a decent attempt, at least.
By: SpunOne | Sep 6th, 2007 (1:52 PM)
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One Man's Trash is Another Man's Treasure?
Still time to bid, if you're the kind that has money to throw away for who knows what.
By: Bubba | Aug 24th, 2007 (3:36 PM) | Thanks: nubie
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What Do You Want on Your Tombstone?
"A woman insists her pet's name belongs on his tombstone even though others say the name is obscene and has no place in a cemetery."
By: Bubba | Aug 16th, 2007 (1:23 AM) | Thanks: OUSplat
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Ultimate Feckin' Chump
Bill O'Reilly interviews UFC fighter Rich Franklin and UFC president Dana White. O'Reilly does no research on the subject and comes off like an idiot.
