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The Power of Music

A 90 year-old veteran recounts a remarkable experience he had in WWII.

By: SpunOne | Sep 1st, 2010 (5:06 PM)

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These guys do a pretty kickass a cappella version of Milkshake! The best thing about it is this video just came out like two days ago! Remember, you saw here on Fazed first, kids! Also, the karate guy does a roundhouse kick at the end! Enjoy!

By: Spanky | Aug 28th, 2010 (11:28 AM) | Thanks: egojab

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The Mugger Never Knew What Hit Him

A victim gives his mugger what's coming to him.

By: Bubba | Aug 21st, 2010 (11:30 PM) | Thanks: Oafah

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Round and Round

Welcome to The Revolving Internet.

Trippy stuff.

By: Bubba | Aug 21st, 2010 (11:24 PM) | Thanks: The Gunfish

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Silent Empire

The epic lightsaber battle in The Empire Strikes Back done silent movie style!

By: Spanky | Aug 19th, 2010 (11:38 AM) | Thanks: Spanky

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Yoyo Champ

Why does every hobby eventually turn into interpretive dance?

By: SpunOne | Aug 16th, 2010 (2:39 PM)

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Raleigh Denim

A good ol' story about the American Dream.

By: SpunOne | Aug 14th, 2010 (1:32 PM)

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We All Scream

This poor guy gets ice cream c-owned.

By: Bubba | Aug 9th, 2010 (10:21 PM) | Thanks: s t e v e b

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Fireworks Experiment

500 fireworks x 30 shots each = cul-de-sac fireworks champion!

By: SpunOne | Aug 5th, 2010 (5:20 PM)

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Attention Hollywood: We're overdue for a Justice League movie!

Ok, this is the trailer for the new DC Universe Online game coming out in November, but I'm not posting this to promote the game. Look, Hollywood, I'm just going to lay this out there, plain and simple: Give us a Justice League movie. I'm tired of screwing around with you. I.. WE have been waiting patiently for years while you screw around making hokey movies based on individual characters, like dreamy-and-fresh-out-of-college Brandon Routh Superman, or I-growl-and-bark-a-lot-but-I'm-still-a-complete-tool-douche Christian Bale Batman. Quite frankly, I'm getting tired of waiting for you to figure it out, so I'm going to flat-out tell you how this needs to go down.

As with all movies, it needs to start out with storyline. Make this a serious story, one that deals with a genuine problem or threat, and not just some "Hey guys, we're all super awesome! Let's team up, beat up the bad guys, and get some pizza!" mentality. And Hollywood, good God, listen; it does NOT need to be an origin story! You always, ALWAYS do that! You always make the first movie the origin story! It doesn't matter! Just make an awesome movie, get people hooked, and save the origin story for later on!

Now, we move onto character design and casting. Personally, I really enjoyed the CGI feel employed in this DC Universe trailer. It was completely awesome, and I would totally be cool with a similarly-styled full length feature. However, I do realize that real actors tend to give more believable performances, which allow the audience to identify more with the plight of the characters. So, in the event that it's a live-action movie, here is my tip to you: Do NOT cast big name celebrities for the movie. Whenever you guys bring on big-time A-list celebrities, the movie always becomes more about them than it does about the characters and the story. Cast some new, undiscovered talents that are still hungry, and who will do the most with the role. (Oh, one with exception for Mark Hamill - he is the Joker.)

Lastly, if you start tailoring this movie towards polls and market trends to attract your hip, young demographics, I will come to LA and start firebombing. If there is ever a writers/producers/directors meeting where someone mentions, "Hey, kids like skateboards and Livestrong bracelets! Let's throw a 15 year old skateboarding superhero in there somewhere to identify with the kids today!" everybody in that meeting is obiligated to stop right there, stand up, walk over to the person who uttered the offense, and they are to kick said person in taint repeatedly until their big toe breaks.

And tying into the casting arguments above, and what I alluded to at the beginning of this rant, cast the characters as they are supposed to be. The members of the Justice League are men and women, not kids. They are in their late 20s or 30s, and they have maturity levels to match. Don't cast the next heartthrob for Teen Beat magazine. Cast f**king Superman as a man. If Robert Pattinson's or Taylor Lautner's names are anywhere near this picture, I will hire an old streetwalking hooker with genital warts to piss in all of your coffee pots. [ME GUSTA]

Oh, and one more thing. Can we get rid of the rubber and leather suits? Unless the movie is based in some weird techno-future where the costumes have some kind of function or purpose, let's just stick with realistic costumes. The faux-muscles are fooling anyone. Put the actors on the 300 diet and workout regimen and make them look the part.

Now go and make this movie happen, Hollywood. If you need me for more creative consulting, my email is in my profile here.

By: Spanky | Jul 27th, 2010 (10:44 AM) | Thanks: MFLS

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Nevermore

Chris Black possesses a power that could lead to the destruction of the current regime, and they will stop at nothing to destroy him. The chase is on as Chris runs for his life in this sci-fi thriller set in an alternate and futuristic Los Angeles.

By: Bubba | Jul 24th, 2010 (2:03 AM) | Thanks: pongobongo

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Waka Waka

Friend of mine went to Haiti with Hand On Disaster Relief for a couple of weeks to help with the clean-up process. While there, another volunteer had been teaching everyone, volunteers and citizens alike, the dance to Waka Waka. He made this video to show that Haiti isn't just a hopelessly destroyed country. It's full of people who, despite having no infrastructure anymore, still work together and thrive on life.

This video made it to Shakira's front page of her website and has been featured on Haitian television, as well as multiple other places. It shows a side of Haiti most people haven't seen since the earthquake.

By: Bubba | Jul 20th, 2010 (9:44 AM) | Thanks: Half A Hero

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Talking Heads

Beardyman and Neurosonic perform live.

By: Bubba | Jul 20th, 2010 (9:35 AM) | Thanks: theszabo

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Hidden Gem

Jewel puts on a disguise and sings her own songs at a karaoke bar.

By: SpunOne | Jul 15th, 2010 (12:25 AM) | Thanks: Mr Rory

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Facepark

Fuck digital. Time to become analog again.

By: SpunOne | Jul 11th, 2010 (11:14 AM) | Thanks: danysuko

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Super Mario Wall

I know, you're tired of us old folks waxing nostalgic about our childhood games, but c'mon, this kicks ass. (via)

By: SpunOne | Jul 7th, 2010 (3:37 PM)

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Pussy Footin' Around

"A cat that had its back feet severed by a combine harvester has been given two prosthetic limbs in a pioneering operation by a UK vet."

Simple, yet touching story of a mutilated animal being able to live normally again.

By: Bubba | Jul 5th, 2010 (3:19 PM) | Thanks: Havoc

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I'm Batman

We've seen the madness that lurks inside the cells of Arkham Asylum in comics animation and video games, but until "City of Scars," we'd never seen it in a fan film.

By: Bubba | Jun 29th, 2010 (12:03 AM) | Thanks: syrynxx

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The Great Ball Contraption

A huge loop of Lego and other assorted building toys move lots of balls round in a pointless circle. Still probably cooler than anything you ever built.

By: Bubba | Jun 28th, 2010 (11:37 PM) | Thanks: dc0de

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The 5 Best Donovan Goal Reaction Videos

I told you we like soccer!

By: SpunOne | Jun 24th, 2010 (11:42 AM)

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Mind the Gap

This map shows all trains (yellow pins) on the London Underground network in approximately real time.

By: Bubba | Jun 22nd, 2010 (2:34 PM)

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The Tunnel

Long-time Fazer acehole is back with a new project called "The Tunnel." The idea is that this feature film will be the first to be distributed through Bit Torrent, and will be funded entirely through selling individual frames (135k total) for $1/each. If you want to get in on a little piece of the action, head on over and check it out. His previous project didn't do bad at all.

By: SpunOne | Jun 21st, 2010 (9:24 AM) | Thanks: acehole

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On the Lamb-o

Richard Jordan had everything he was told to want: cars, a new house, and a fiancee. Then his fiancee left him (not really). So he (claims he) sold everything, bought a Lamborghini Gallardo and set out across America. This is his ~~amazing story~~ pile of steaming bullshit.

By: Bubba | Jun 16th, 2010 (12:47 AM) | Thanks: PsychoticSpoon

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For Love of the Game

It happened at a junior varsity girls' softball game in Indianapolis this spring. After an inning and a half, Roncalli was womanhandling inner-city Marshall Community. Marshall pitchers had already walked nine Roncalli batters. The game could've been 50-0 with no problem.

Yes, a team that hadn't lost a game in 2½ years, a team that was going to win in a landslide purposely offered to declare defeat. Why?